National treasure and hot dog king Joey Chestnut choked out an anti-meat PETA protester while winning his latest Mustard Belt in the Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Contest -- plus Jessie got drunk for the first time since giving birth and it went terribly, Bette Midler accidentally goes against the woke, and Austin Butler did NOT punch Ezra Miller in the face in Tokyo. 

Buy Drinkin Bros' new HardAF Seltzer Here!

Go to ghostbed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBROS for 30% off EVERYTHING (Mattresses, Adjustable Base, and more) -- plus a 101 Night Sleep Trial and Mattresses Made in the USA!

Get 20% off your first purchase of ANY Munk Pack product by visiting Munkpack.com and entering our code NOONERS at checkout.