Oh the Irony! You get hired for a private session by a dreamy David Bowie lookalike - and then they just want you to cut their dick off.  BBC broadcaster and Author Nichi Hodgson is making her rent the way few underpaid journalists can: by moonlighting as a dominatrix. It’s all in a day’s work till handsome American Sebastian walks in with his overstuffed leather briefcase and penectomy fantasy. Read aloud from his dossier of post feminist, post colonial scissor-play fantasies? That’s easy enough. But when a single appointment turns into a real relationship, Nichi slowly realizes that she can’t change who he is. Should she tell him she loves him, or clamp a pair of glinty sharp poultry scissors onto his shaft and give him what he really wants? #WhyNotBoth #HappyBirthday

 

Song: ‘The Eunuch's Lament’ (David Massengill, Jack Hardy, Jeff Hardy, and Peter Tork)

 

Episode links:

Author, Broadcaster & Journalist Nichi Hodgson:

Website: http://nichihodgson.com/

Twitter: https://twitter.com/NichiHodgson

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nichihodgson/

 

Buy Nichi’s Books:

 

The Curious History of Dating: from Jane Austen to Tinder (Little, Brown):

http://bit.ly/historyofdating

 

Bound to You:

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Bound-You-Falling-love-dangerous-ebook/dp/B009HX7E5U/

 

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Upcoming Bawdy Storytelling LIVE Events:

 

Seattle, WA

 

Wednesday, Sept. 25th, 2019

Hurts So Good

Rebar Seattle

1114 Howell St, Seattle, WA 98101

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San Francisco, CA

 

Then we’re back in San Francisco for Folsom Street Fair:

Sunday, September 29th, 2019

‘Bawdy Storytelling’s Kinktacular’ Folsom Street Fair afterparty

(featuring Storytelling Superstar Mollena Williams-Haas & singer-songwriter Rachel Lark!)

Verdi Club

2424 Mariposa 

San Francisco, CA 94107

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Los Angeles

 

Thursday, October 3rd, 2019

Busby’s East

5364 Wilshire Blvd.

Los Angeles CA 90036

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Chicago, IL

 

Friday, October 18th, 2019

Avondale Music Hall

3336 N Milwaukee Ave, Chicago, IL 60641

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New York, NY

 

Wednesday, October 30th, 2019

Chelsea Music Hall

407 W 15th St, New York, NY 10011

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Thank you to the Team that makes this podcast possible!

Team Bawdy is: Podcast Producer: Marty Garcia Sound Engineer: David Grosof Project Manager: Dana Hanna Archivist /Video: Joe Moore

& Bawdy Creator & Podcast Host Dixie De La Tour