Ah, it’s a tale as old as time. Boy meets girl, they decide they’d rather have each other’s lives, then their attachment to their cellphones means that magic is real and can totally swap their bodies. Hmm…actually that part is all new, and it must mean we are covering The Swap! That’s right, this year might almost be over (despite the fact that this episode is actually for November), but we’ve gotta watch these two try and get back in their bodies first. And, wouldn’t you know it, it actually ends up being way more compelling than most body-swap stories you might be familiar with. Listen in to find out how!

Emma has Wicked brain rot and retells her romantic history.

Luke is really Lasso-pilled and takes a stand on his towel usage.

Talking Points: Good Movie With A Bad Start, Fresh Ideas For An Old Premise, The Stakes Are High, A Pedantic Argument About Body-Swap Story Saturation, Listen To All Our Episodes!, They Paid Meghan Trainor For This?, Indoor Sports For The Win, A Classic Sportsplex, Textually Awful Parents, PORTER, Fashionista Glam Camp?, Badminton vs. Rhythmic Gymnastics, Please Get Rid of The Awful Wig, Crazy Dude-Coded Slang, What’s Felicia’s Story?, Helicopter Parenting, Skirt Day, Magical Totems, Girl Friend Politics, The Boy Friends Don’t Matter, A Movie For A Slightly Older Audience, Jack Has No Rizz, Inside Out 2 Parallels, Milk Moustaches, The W.O.A.T., A Cheaper By The Dozen Diversion, Possibly The Strangest Body Swap Method Ever, Jack Malloy: Unproblematic King, Masculine/Feminine Wiles, Nobody Cares About Male Anatomy, Be On Top Of Your Phones Guys, A Disney Channel Nut Shot, An Excessive Showering Tangent, The Mom Closet, Spa Day!, Brought to You By Boost Mobile, Nepo-Popularity, Getting Your Hair Styled From A Spa?, Jack Knows Girl Style, Boy Party Politics, A Truly Massive Crepe, What’s That?, A Wizards Of Waverly Place Check-In, The Patron Saint Of Our Podcast, Surviving On Protein Powder, The Craziest Photobooth Program, Meeting At The River, Boys Can Cry…But Shouldn’t In Front Of Their Entire Class, Layers Upon Layers, Ruining The Body-Swap Secrecy, Jack Is Like Really Good At Makeup, Gymnastics And Hockey Hype, Slow-Motion Successes/Failures, Overcoming Emotions, Ellie Got So Lucky, Failed Mean Girl Redemption, The Parents Actually Get Together!