All right, all right, all right! It’s anniversary time again! We…okay yes, we know. Sorry, we screwed up a little bit and did this movie a month earlier than we should have. At least we figured it out after we recorded it. But, I mean, can you blame us? This is the one and only Zenon Kar we’re talking about! Capping off the Zenon trilogy is something we’ve been so excited to do for years, I guess we just couldn’t help ourselves. Which makes it a bit sad this movie is such a mixed bag. Find out why as we sort through everything Z3!

Lucas is fine with moon colonization and a stickler for Greek mythology.

Emma curses the name Ryan Murphy and just wants to be a hot winner.

Talking Points: Trilogy Naming Conventions, How Far We’ve Come, 21st Century Retro-Futurism, The Z Contest, The Extreme Teen Supreme, Nobody’s Favorite Character: Cassie, Space Driver’s Test, The Sharpay Problem, Fake Driving Acting, Boring New Names, Stealing The Moon, Sage Borealis: Certified Weirdo, Disney Channel Doesn’t Understand The Adoption Process, Zenon Junior’s Age Weirdness, West Sweden, Moon Dreams, Sorry To This Man, That’s Just The Robot From Flubber, Hot Guys Are Essential To The Zenon Formula, A Very Tiny Puppy, Do Kids Know About Woodstock?, Somehow Almost Hitting Something In The Vast Emptiness Of Space, You Can’t Draft In Space, SUPER EASY; BARELY AN INCONVENIENCE, Moon Interference, Nostalgic For Bad CGI, The Utter Juicelessness of Cosmic Blush, Missing Microbe, No Laws On The Moon, We Intensely Investigate Zenon/Margie’s Feet, Commander Plank: The GOAT, The Uncomfortable Protozoa-Zenon Friendship, A Political Moon Prisoner, Protozoa Does Not Bomb, The Cheap-ass Rock Climbing Challenge, Don’t Keep Your Prisoners With Your Evil Plans, Zenon Kar: First Woman On The Moon, Alternate Moon Creatures, Keep Your Eye Out For Selener, The Wonderbus, Just Keep Making Zenon

After an unfortunate business trip-related delay, the DCOMedy crew is here and super ready to bark at ya about the lesser-known DCOM Hounded. A lot of this movie really doesn’t work on paper, but somehow it manages to come together and actually be somewhat enjoyable? Though, to be fair, a lot of that is thanks to some stellar performances and pretty decent gags. Plus a true doggie star being born right before our eyes. Even if she is technically a puppet for like half of the movie…

Emma picked up some UK slang and shares her self-care routine (unfortunately).

Luke is not built for military school and demands to know if two characters are dating.

Talking Points: The Lost Art of Dog Puppetry, The Short Film Within This DCOM, Dead Dad Memorabilia, Shia LaBeouf Is Unfortunately Very Good, Two Non-Disabled People Talk About What Makes Good Wheelchair Representation, Freezing Cold Announcements, The Height of Luxury in 2001: Your Own Phoneline, 1. Get Pussy 2. Do Art 3. Profit, Truth!, You Can’t Stop A Rich White Family In 2001, Hall Monitor Power Trip, Ronny’s Weird Business, THE BMX FACTOR, The Dog Is Genuinely The Best Character, Deeply Traumatizing The Maid, Showdog Medications, Camille’s Unyielding Fury, Please Dispose of Medicine Properly, Disney Channel Appropriate Drill Sergeant Insults, Unprepared For Eyebrow Intensity, Things Get Tense, A Military Sensibility About Art, 1. Find Dog 2. Embarrass Principal 3. Profit, Hyper-Specific Family Guy References, A Tangent About The Show “Manifest”, The Insane Cake/Spider Sequence, Baby Olesya Rulin’s Cameo, Apologies To All Tracy’s Out There, Rosencrantz And Guildenstern Go To The Carwash, The Unbeatable Hambag Strategy, The Intricate Yet Entirely Unnecessary Map, The Movie Just Kind Of Gives Up On Itself, This Couple Is Getting A Divorce

Wow can you believe we actually made it to 100 regular episodes (and that we still managed to put it out late)?! Well if Cloud 9 has taught us anything, it’s that nothing’s impossible…and also to not believe all the men in your life who don’t believe in you. I know that sounds like I’m extrapolating excess meaning from a children’s movie but no, that’s literally a big part of this story. It also contains possibly the most sexually charged scene ever aired on Disney Channel which we will definitely be acting normal about.

Emma is fascinated by fascinators and continues to be in love with Dove.

Luke refuses to learn the names of side characters and is strict about cheating.

Talking Points: This Movie Should Be Better, Spiritually Too Long, Too Many Characters, Terrible GoPro Footage, The Curious Case Of The Mute Friend, THE CRAZY CHARACTER NAMES, The Ski Resort Has A Dog Kennel?, This Is Lowkey A Hallmark Movie, Will St. Cloud, Nick Swift’s Villainy, The Crazy Teen Party, When Is Fire And Ice?!, The Surprisingly Not Dead Mom, Sign Humor, A Totally Avoidable Tangent About PBS Programming, Dog Mischief/Messes, How Could The Competitions Have Been Rigged?, A Disney Channel Appropriate Sports Injury, The Unnecessary Bargain Hunting Plotline, Sigh…Skye Sailor, The Bitch-off, Weirdly Bad Montages, A Lack of Flirty Coaching, A Delayed Chekov’s Mountain, Nothing Is Impossible…I Guess?, Shouldn’t This Be Will’s Redemption?, Avalanche!, A Completely Uncalled For Dissection Of St. Bernard’s In Media, Strange Hand Flirting, The Most Immobile Kiss Ever Filmed, The Weird Twist/Fake-Out, Ripping Off Brink, This Podcast Is Only For Maniacs And Shredders, An Elaborate Sled Ruse, The Most Infamous DCOM Cliché

Alright, who’s finally ready to get a little nuts?!?! Actually, wait, that doesn’t make any sense if you haven’t watched this month’s movie. To be fair though, most of the stuff in this DCOM will come as a surprise based on what one would expect from The Proud Family Movie. For some reason, this movie just couldn’t resist the temptation to take the show’s cast on a vacation…and the decisions only get weirder from there. So take a journey with us and the entire Proud Family to the somewhat uncomfortable in 2025 Legume Island as we unpack our final DCOM based on a show!

Luke shares some animation intuition and still doesn’t know popular music

Emma demands the formu-oli and continues to hate the show-based movies.

Talking Points: Proud Family Memories, Jokes Not For Children, Weird/Unnecessary CGI, The Basketball Superstar Based Economy, What Is Going On With Zoey, Fifteen Cent and the Spare Change Dancers, Oscar Proud’s Weird Business Acumen, A Hostile Mother-Son Relationship, Sneaking Stuff Past Disney Channel, Shoutout To Debbie Allen, We Stan Rappers Who Respect Women, Unnecessary Disguises, Trying To Understand Bebe and Cece Conceptually, Is This Island Racist?, A Brief Tangent About Breakin’ 2: Electric Boogaloo, An Additional Tangent About Fantasy Island, Papi Boulevardez Is Da Joker Baby, A Jacuzzi Sex Joke In A DCOM, Disney Channel Level Torture, A Very Convoluted Villain Plan, DCOM Cinematic Inspiration, Clone Quirks, Be Careful What You Wish For!, This Sport Looks Sick, Nobody Asks Any Questions, George Washington Carver Did Not Invent Peanut Butter, The Dumbest Villain Origin Ever, KEITH DAVID IS HERE NOW?!, The Yach-t, Give Us More Gross Sisters, The Terrible Villain Song, Peanut People Dance Battle, How Many Clones Are There?, Penny Does Music I Guess?, The Absolutely Unhinged Epilogue

Sorry this is a little late, your intrepid hosts have been super out of it lately. Our sleep patterns keep getting seriously messed up because somebody keeps pranking us and setting our clocks forward! Don’t worry though, you know we wouldn’t let you go without a little spookiness even though our movie this month isn’t set on Halloween! That’s right, we are not technically looking at a Halloween movie…but it is still regarded as possibly Disney Channel’s scariest endeavor of all time. Not wanting to spoil anything, but we kind of agree. So be sure to listen to the title’s warning and Don’t Look Under The Bed!

Emma won’t stop talking about NCIS and pitches some disgusting jokes.

Luke doesn’t understand swimmers and hates kissing (for non-racial reasons).

Talking Points: Impressively Scary, The Downfall of America, Boogeyman Election Interference, Stellar Score/Sound Design, Celebrating Our Heroes, A Brief Return of DCOM News, Family Naming Conventions, The Jaws of DCOMs, The Parents’ Interesting Vibes, A Pointless Argument About Tolkien, The Disappearing Jo, Why Does This Teacher Have A Dead Bird?, Larry Houdini: The GOAT, A Logical Explanation For Everything, So Many Eggs, DCOM Olympics Coverage, Say No To AI: Save Water For Doing Bits, The Boogeyman Went To Home Depot, Imaginary Prop Comedy, Our Main Character Genuinely Seems To Be Losing Their Mind, A Nightmare In Middleburg, Why Does Everyone Know About Mass Hypnosis?, Fairy Foreshadowing, The Boogey Book, Guidance Counselors Aren’t Trained For Much, The Impossible To Pronounce Temp-Tri-Fuge, A Second And More Pointless Argument, Imaginary Friend Sexism, BOOGEY GOO, The Mother’s Bust, Somehow We Touch On 9/11 Again, The Boogey World, The Return Of Everyone’s Favorite Segment, You’ve Gotta Be Real In The Boogey World, The World’s Strongest Sock, Stuff For Little Boys vs. For Little Girls, Gender Is A Boogey Construct, How Larry Says Goodbye

Well, it’s that time once again everyone. That’s right, we’re gonna get little political on DCOMedy this month. Because we have got a spirited discussion all about The Color of Friendship, which dared to teach kids about why Apartheid was wrong. And we are definitely the perfect people to unpack that! In all seriousness, We’ve gotten used to the rare DCOM that really has something to say and doesn’t shy away from the harsh truths of its message. So we thought we knew what to expect! We did not expect all the slurs though. So…yeah. Oh, wait. Should I say content warning for racism? I mean that’s kind of the whole point so I think it kind of goes without saying. But just in case: FYI, there’s a lot of racism on display with this one.

Emma has some pronunciation issues and went to Soulcycle.

Luke is ignorant of accents and tries to whitesplain Roots.

Talking Points: Yikes…But Not Yikes?, A DCOM Period Piece, Montage Failure, The Weird History/Mystery, One Little Saltine, Our Own Foreign Exchange Experience, The Jarring Dialogue, Clippy Did Apartheid, DCOMedy Says: Apartheid Was Bad, Perfectly Casting A Racist, Dying For Flora’s Inner Monologue, Stop Being Such A Know-It-All Mahree, WEAVER BIRDS/WEAVER SISTERS, Blurs or Slurds? You Decide!, Can A Congressman Stop Apartheid?, The Many Issues With This Foreign Exchange Program, A Classic Anti-Apartheid Sewing Kit, The Brutal Airport Meeting, The Even More Brutal Meeting With The Congressman, Hudunga? Send The Chopper, The Jazz Pattern, Milkshake Metaphors, Mahree Checks Her Privilege, The Ultimate Unifying Force: Capitalism, Sinister South African Score, Mrs. Apartheid, Sunshine Band Censorship, An Unfortunate Miscommunication, School Finally Starts, A Freaky Friday Crossover, The Smallest Protest In DC History, A Weird Friendship Curveball, Sewing On A Plane, This Could Have Gone Worse!

Well, well, well, what do we have here? It’s been another year of DCOMedy, but definitely not a full year of episodes (thanks 2025 for being such a challenging year). So how should we celebrate our show being another year older? I mean Disney itself has seen fit to return to a certain gem of our childhoods, so why don’t we as well?! That’s right, to celebrate our anniversary in a new way, and to commemorate the release of Freakier Friday this year, we thought we’d take a look back on a film that in many ways is a perfect time capsule of the early 2000s. So strap in because it is Friday and it’s time for us to get freaky…non-sexually of course (except the movie is kind of weirdly sexy?).

Emma has no notes and refuses to stop singing along.

Luke questions his sister’s crushes and reflects on their childhood.

Talking Points: Our Best Jesse Pinkman Impression, Sequel Speculation, A Certified Emma Episode, Soundtrack Slappage, Jamie Lee And LiLo Killing It, A Mother/Daughter Story, The Pierce Brosnan Connection, A Closed Luke, A Family Stone Debate, The Vibes Are Wonderful, Adult Vs. Teenage Acting, The Nightgown Situation, The Strange Raunchiness That Pervades This Family Film, Freaky Thursday, 2003 vs. 2018 Adaptations, Juggling Three Phones, 2003 Fashion, Nameless Friends/Bandmates, Being A Professional High School Hottie, Jake: The Hottest Man of 2003, The Duff/Lohan Feud, The Truly Reprehensible Teacher, Shooting On Location, Missing Secretary, Pink Slip: Voice of a Generation, Neighborhood Tramps, A Believable Mother/Daughter Fight, The…Uh…”Chinese” Element, The Catering Catastrophe, A Classic LA Earthquake, The Morning After, Shopping Montage!, Stacy Hinkhouse Attempts Murder, English Class Meninism, Dance Rejections, The Power of Canceling, No Easy Way Out, If We Freaky Friday-ed, Jamie Lee Curtis’ Gut Health, Standardized Testing Blows, Sometimes People Just Turn Mean, The Boy Vs. Girl High School Experience, Having Keys To Your Own High School, Lord Volvomort, THE RYAN/TESS MESS, Mark Harmon’s Panty Dropping Monologue, Jamie Lee Curtis On Guitar, Finishing Your Speech In A Different Body, I Dream Of Jamie Lee, Chad Michael Murray’s Psychosexual Fugue State, What Would Mark Harmon Do?

Hello, everyone. I beg your pardon if the following lacks the usual frivolity and humor we try to inject into our episode descriptions. That is because we have neither at this time. You see, we are finally here to discuss the Kim Possible 2019 reboot/remake DCOM and it has sucked any positive emotions from us entirely. I will slightly spoil the end of this one for you, this is unanimously the worst film we have ever reviewed on the show. It fails not only as its own movie, but completely misses out on the things people enjoyed about the source material. If you are interested in listening to us be slowly worn down as we try and discuss it all before eventually crashing out, then by all means tune in!

Luke does wrong by his favorite villain and finally gets to vent about this movie.

Emma admits she is not a perfect feminist and discovers things about herself.

Talking Points: Nothing But Love For Kim Possible, Super-spies Were Having A Moment, Who Is This For?, Kim Possible Sucks In This, Original Creator Intent, Fashion Disasters, Way Too Much Wade, The Parents Aren’t Important, Just Be A Basic Average Girl, You Can’t Do Drakken And Shego In Live Action, The Original Cast Is Incredible, Character Silhouettes, Bad Bonnie, Why Take Away Her Cheerleading?!, The Funny Signs Return, Ron Stoppable’s Massive Dong, No One Cares About Kim Doing Soccer, Drakken’s Really Stupid Plan, Kim Possible’s Mojo Baby, Kim & Ron Don’t Feel Like BFFs, ATHENA: GOD’S GREATEST MISTAKE, Analogy Skit Work, The Next Floor Below Rock Bottom, Things That Get Stuck In Our Craw, Shoutout To Claire Sawyer: Future Lawyer, A Galaxy Quest Tangent, A Way Too Long Discussion About Christy Carlson Romano’s Unfortunate Shooting Accident, That Mole Rat Ain’t Right!, Ron’s Not Allowed To Do Anything In This Movie, Locking Kim Possible In A Box To Scream And Cry While Someone Else Does All The Cool Stuff, The Plural Of Staff Is Staves, Nana…Possible?, Athena Day, So Obviously Evil The Whole Time, Everything’s The Drama, Kim Possible Is Not The Hero Of This Movie, Missed Merch Opportunities, A Supremely Unsatisfying Ending

Well, you know what they say, there’s no Christmas like a late Christmas! What are you talking about, I’ve definitely heard people say that. Anyway, uh, we are finally celebrating the holidays with the way-too-big Duncan Family as we follow their misadventures in Good Luck Charlie, It’s Christmas! Your intrepid hosts knew very little about this show going in, other than it stars one of the best people to ever grace Disney Channel…and one of the worst. Plus we just kinda talk about theme park stuff at the end like we do sometimes now. So enjoy your extremely delay Christmas present; better late than never!

Luke is bad at reading women and puts some money on the line

Emma only wants to talk about one thing and tries to start a conspiracy podcast.

Talking Points: The Show-Based DCOM Track Record, Mendheads 4 Lyfe, Charlie Do Be Cute Tho, Teddy Isn’t The Oldest?, Why Is She Making Vlogs? The Goon Squad, Zack Snyder’s Good Luck Charlie, The Minutiae of Bringing A Child On A Plane, The Tamest Spring Break Ever, Has This Family Flown Anywhere Before?, Make Children Afraid Of Airports, Zii Would Like To Play, An Objectively Terrible Travel Decision, So Many Ways Around This, Chicken Guy, Loops Left Open, Bus Horror Stories, Locking Up Your Son-In-Law, TERRIBLE CGI, Cellphones Could Basically Solve All Their Problems, An Austin Powers Tangent, Teddy Did Kinda Ruin Christmas, An Ineffective Storm-off, Let Bridget Mendler Sing Good, Cringe Christmas Comedy, A Plowman’s Feast, We Are Required To Discuss The Boys’ Nonsense, Disney Refuses To Show Paintballing, The Movie Just Gives Up, Sexy Daughter Claus, An Unborn Baby’s Eight Picture Deal, We Will Not Stop Talking About Theme Parks, Universal’s Random Neutral Theming, An Eternal Middle Finger To JK Rowling, The Scruddlydunk, Donkey Kong’s Goin’ Bananas, Immersive Fear of Death, It’s Finally Time For The Dark Universe, We Should Actually Be Making Children Afraid Again

We’re back…kinda? Yeah, sorry. Things have been a bit of a mess behind the scenes lately, but we didn’t forget about you! To make up for our recent lack of DCOM coverage, it seemed like the perfect time to do a bonus episode! Remember when we used to do those? This time however, we’re going farther back than we’ve been before and talking about one of the classics of WTF children’s cinema: The Neverending Story! Zach (@chinchymcchilla) from Teenagers With Attitude (@TeensWithTude) will be your guide, since he was actually a child during the era this thing decided to implant itself in the minds of kids forever…whether they wanted it to or not.

Luke has some Titanic takes and has a plethora of favorite characters.

Zack revisits his childhood (because he’s old) and never forgets a pair of breasts.

Talking Points: Recording Difficulties, Just The Right Amount of Weird, Pacing Problems, Metaphors And Vagueness, The Beginning Doesn’t Matter, Movies Just Had Theme Songs Sometimes, Bastian’s Sad Little Life, The Repressed Dad’s Insane Morning Routine, Adaptation Oddities, Movie Bullies, The Most Obvious Magical Store Of All Time, This Child Has Not Read LOTR, You Don’t Want No Part Of This, This Child Is Breaking Too Many Rules, The Most Insane Attic Of All Time, Dropping You Right In, The Rock Biter Rules, The Nothing Is…Nothing?, The Night Hob Is Jacked, The Important Meeting Of Weirdos, Poorly Aged Coding/Casting, The Deepest V You’ve Ever Seen, The Child(like?) Empress, THE AURYN, What’s Going On With The Gmork, Wolf Henchman Interview, The Ultimate Creature of Darkness: Capitalism, Suddenly In The Swamp Of Sadness, Equine Screen Time, There’s No Way Around It: The Horse Drowns, Giant Turtle!, The Scream From Another World, Being Chill With The End Of The World, Staying Late At School Voluntarily, Falkor Is Kinda Mid, Animals Making Human Sounds, Princess Bride Energy, Evil Scientist Vibes, There’s A Demon In That There Book, Saving Money In Your Production Budget, The Rock Biter’s Tragic Turn, The Wolf Can Talk Apparently And Actually Explains A Lot, That’s Why It’s Called That, German Sensibilities, The Necklace Finally Does Something, The Childlike Empress Blows Our Minds, Translation Woes, The Literal Neverending Story, I Probably Would Have Tried To Resurrect My Mom But That Works Too, Traumatizing Innocent Civilians, The Insane Closing Text Crawl