Floggers, Ballgags & Aftercare, Oh My! Living in employee housing in a National Park, Crystal Crowe’s secret life consists of romance novels, vintage porn & OKCupid - so when she starts chatting with charlie2004, she pretends to be experienced in kink (after all, he’s 400 miles away). When he proposes that they play IRL, she wants to run, the way every man she’s known has. Is she brave enough to do this, and to make her fantasies real? And will the Parking Gods reward her if she does? #EndShame #IDontDrinkCoffee

 

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