Good news, America, World, and, of course, Portugal! Gia had to rush off to a gig, so she and Keisha really tried to stay focused and not waste time on pointless digressions. You've probably already figured out what the bad news is. Although it could have been much worse (some would say). They did manage to address, well, dresses. Mostly Natalia's, which they estimated was constructed from 47 or more bedsheets. And Anna's, which neither G nor K would look good in, and, though it did look good on Anna, may have come from the GH lost and found. Which also contains a deck of tarot cards (incomplete), and a Pikeman employee manual (which is actually blank inside). Keisha discussed some scenes which she believed contained Sparkle Pony moments, and Gia disagreed. Neither of them liked the track suit Lois was wearing. And now for the bad news. Gia found time to reiterate her belief that, when it comes to underwear, everyone should have a deep bench (e.g., underwear for weed whacking should come from further down the bench, whereas underwear for, say, breaking Brennan out of Pentonville should come from the starting lineup). It's possible the analogy wears a little thin (weed whacking underwear thin). But the real takeaway should be that, as important as underwear is, it isn't as important as General Hospital. 

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