All right, not every episode of General Hospital is going to be perfect. Or electrifying. Or steamy. But Gia and Keisha would still like to be transported to a world inhabited by people who are more interesting than they are. Which isn't a big ask. Diane on a bad day is still generally more interesting than Gia and Keisha on a good day, but not when you throw her together with Robert. Let's stop doing that, okay? And somehow even Trina's sendoff didn't go anywhere. Plus, parties are supposed to happen on Fridays, and at least one person is supposed to get slapped across the face. This is Soap Opera 101, people. Anyway, Kevin and Esme had the most interesting scene, with so much possibility, until she bonked him on the head. So even that fell short. Gia and Keisha apologize for the harsh words, but when they can't find things to celebrate they wind up talking about themselves, and, well, they apologize for that too.

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