Errand of Mercy

Intro: Kyu Sakamoto - Sukiyaki// Not starting a show with Jaybubs, Dick Van Dyke WILL NOT DIE, Tjikistan has great food and will not be independent until it saves the Russian LGBT community, Simon rides the smiler and G learns that he will allow children to die if it means that he can live, dangerous anime convention social gambits, Simon is done with nerds, t-shirts that have to stop and EoM talks fashion.// Outro: Radiohead - Fitter Happier

Intro: Jeremiah Fink Audograms - Everybody Wants to Rule the World// We're back after a brief hiatus with new jaybubs news, pod people are the new reptilians, Simon beats Satan at an internet card game in Camden, shit (and racist) music for terrible people, Brian Molko is confused by computers, Simon's anime revelations and we play convention event or creation and it breaks G a bit// Outro: College - Les Automates

Intro: Prince Buster - Al Capone //The Simpsons and family guy team up in irrelevance, Kid's movies are getting out of hand, breaking Beyonce news, Royal baby nutters, equine tomfoolery at Mcdonalds, The UK government does not know how to internet and the great British public are similarly confused, Japanese train passengers efficiently rescue a tiny lady// Outro: Jamiroquai - Revolution 1993

Intro: Deathwish IX - We Dig Giant Robots// teen washing machine memories, Simon unsurprisingly loves Pacific Rim, G is confused by e-sports, the most obvious fix in football history (from Nigeria... with Robocop), Will-I-Am has a new song out and may be a sexless freak/pokemon and we investigate the curious case of Ms Voice.// Outro: Tes - New New York

Intro: Ella Fitzgerald - Too Damn Hot (RAC Remix)// barely planned podcasting, A surprisingly tasteful nerd wedding, planning G's future career as a small-town American Councilman, Charles Saatchi is a deplorable reptile man, pondering the existence of were-fascists, man covered in shit is hiding inside your toilet, Brazil needs to take some pointers from Seinfeld, Gok Wan is scaring us, travel writer who hates everything writes terrible travel article, a Texan man has some romance problems involving shotguns, adorable guide dogs are in love/match makers for the blind and a ridiculously badass man from history.// Outro: The Specials - Too Much Too Young

Intro: Dirt off Your Shoulder (The Show Floats on) - Isosine// a teenage adventure in terrible anime from the early 2000's, Simon loves fighter jets with church windows, G loves Sleeping Dogs, Woman is made target of drug dealers by fed ex, Jason Satham is... Jason Statham the Unneccicarily litigious bastard, discussing a naked podcast, TGI Fridays tries to steal #yolo (badly), Lamenting our lack of American food outlets, Don't take your teen daughter to Disney Land and we talk music like sad old men.// Outro: Before Icarus - Isosine

Intro: The Divine Comedy - The Pop Singer's Fear of the Pollen Count// Celebrating our golden podcast anniversary with an all day breakfast show, Glastonbury the middle classes and the death of the Rolling Stones, Simon goes to an Indy Games show and meets cool/ tragic people, a freaky goth update, trolldad of the week, Pony based newspaper apologies, The Errand of Mercy take on the mysterious turning statue of Manchester Museum and comes to some vague conclusions, Stephen Hawking does not support the EDL, The most Russian news story (and theme park) in the world, nerding out about how amazing the Russian space program is, Edward Snowden is the new pokemon cards and Hellsing is the best/worst thing// Outro - DEVO: Jocko Homo

Intro: Daedelus - Scaling Snowdon//The (fake and crazy) truth about Scientology, Jaybubs gets one step closer to becoming a dangerous psychotic enthralled to the dark powers, discussing the upcoming Vince Vaughn and Owen Wilson art house movie (probably not though), nerd with a death-wish saves coffee shop from armed robbery, American teens commit (amazingly stupid) credit card fraud, new and terrible/terrifying wearable tech from around the world, Worming and terrifying Japanese bands, more shameless racism from the states, 90 year old republican accidentally attends LGBT rally, The Wanted have been making shit music for terrible people/ are less scary than One Direction, and small town America is terrified of Mumford and Sons// Outro: Mumford and Sons: I Will Wait

Into: Simple Minds - Sanctify Yourself// Budget airline pilots go in hard, getting freaked out by airports and fellow passengers, Saying no to named autotweeting cokequest coke bottles, SHARE EVERYTHING, introducing the Paedometer and a new Tate Modern exhibit, Louisville man sets everything on fire while trying to flee a crime scene in a flaming vehicle on fire, we were scared of shit like PRISM before it was cool, DayZ may be the new home of weird IRL crime rings, small town ironic American police chief tickets kids for icecream, inside the most middle class festival ever, The failed curry pube caper and we remind the kids not to do drugs DON'T DO DRUGS KIDS OK!

Intro: MF Doom - Deep Fried Frenz// BEST HEADLINE EVER, redefining the new American Dream, Our first (kind of fucked up) email, pondering sub/dom relationships, watching kids TV shows and accidentally finding Demi Lovato (a well priced Italian roadster), Michael Douglas find a unconventional method of contracting (and curing) throat cancer, planning to meta market some terrible t-shirts, G makes some youtube videos, awesome hospital of the week, missing the good (stupid) old days of comics, agreeing to just enjoy things at face value and haters absolutely has to stop.