Errand of Mercy

Errand of Mercy

By Simon Payne and Geraint ThomasComedy
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Errand of Mercy episodes

  • Errand of Mercy Episode 64, 01/11/2013:Jesus Knows When you're Faking it
    Intro: Tokyo Shoe Shine Boy - Teruko Akatsuki //EoM is bringing people together, Everyone is naked and we draw the line at mons pubis, The PSL is a drink not a lifestyle choice, The worst viral video attempt ever, The scariest 5 year old boy ever, existential balloon models, tackling the lame busker epidemic, CoD makes us feel like ancient old men, Picking our places in the TLO Krew, elderly Russian man does most Russian thing possible, We offer some original takes on the bible, filling the YOLO void and everyone should watch Gogglebox and Ambassadors// Outro: Murrays of the Deep - Rayman Origins Soundtrack
    1 hr 11 min
  • Errand of Mercy Episode 63, 22/10/2013: The Password to the Vice President's Heart
    Intro: Hammerfall - Riders on the Storm /Welcome back to the Christian comedy webcast, Jaybubs needs to up his shenanigans game, G is angry about disgusting GIFs, G is terrified of eye touching, iTunes is a sassy bitch, Azerbaijan's democracy is unconventional at best (but the US is still worse), unsecured political Wifi pacemakers, Simon's new mean hobby, our brains are not ready for Netflix, There is a Christian rock band called "The Devil Wears Prada" but wait... it gets better, Geraint is a metal racist, Stone Island is the mark of the beast and some totally radical church memories./ Outro
    1 hr 14 min
  • Errand of Mercy Episode 62, 08/10/2013: Gentlemen = Jiggy, Cads=Jazzy
    Intro: Toots and the Maytals - Reggae Got Soul//Trendy Student bars are sneaking up on us, autonomous kill droids are prowling the seas around South Korea, we cover the worst science story yet, Bob Geldof thinks we're all going to die, the Wii U gives Simon hope for the future, Dad's remind us to stay positive, G's voice is a passport and Jason Derulo makes shit music for terrible people.// Outro: Duran Duran - The Reflex
    1 hr 9 min
  • Errand of Mercy Episode 61, 02/10/2013: Animal Racists
    Intro: Faithless - Reasons// Northern tests and space age Greggs pastry, lazy vampire RPG writing, Wacky Races memories, the Daily Mail is a Nazi rag, newspapers are weird and crazy, giving Tom Clancy a proper send off leads us to a number of strange revelations, internet ghosts/ghost dad, Joss Wheadon writes too many good lines, man shoots elephant in the face on NRA sponsored TV show then calls us all Hitler and star trek movies are terrible.// Outro: Hot Chip - Baby Said
    1 hr 8 min
  • Errand of Mercy Episode 60, 27/09/2013: White Trash Oracles of Change
    Intro: Neon Indian - Future Sick// What kind of Nazi's like in Leamington Spa, an accidental English history lesson, is EoM a Reptilian Podcast? Saving the Go Compare guy, Mumford and Sons have finally been vanquished, inventing Brap for aspirations of comfortable fame, ancient (possibly) Swedish pissing traditions, PTSD at the cinema, Stevo's youtube channel is kind of depressing and a hotel security director has the best/worst strategy for getting time off work and we find out what website exists at skinternet.com (it's not porn). 60 EPISODES WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO./ Outro: Supertramp - Cannonball
    1 hr 11 min
  • Errand of Mercy Episode 59, 17/09/2013: In a Stable Condition
    Intro: David Ford - Decimate //An insight into our pre show talk, old movies BELONG IN A MUSEUM, Mugabe Memories, disproving homosexuality WITH SCIENCE (but not really), is brogrammer the worst word ever? Simon's terrifying tattoo and tech start up ideas, we tackle the weird shit going on in Northampton, Manchester's very own (mundane) superhero, we work out what Justin Beiber and Miley Cyrus would sound like if they had sex, man is stabbed and robbed just after buying a game about stabbing and robbing people, what the fuck does stable condition mean? G is terrified by penis t-shirts, we have the worst conversation in the world and a possibly high man tries to con a stationary store// Outro Marijata - No Condition Is Permanent
    1 hr 18 min
  • Errand of Mercy Episode 58, 12/09/2013: It's Cyclical
    Intro: Ceasar Gartor - Yeh Keh Yea// EoM live from Liberia, L'egret strikes again, black magic coconut arrested in the Maldives, teen martial artist exorcists want to kick the shit out of Harry Potter, we decided which Hogwarts houses we would be sorted into, Simon may be possessed by demons, Pokemon has gone too far and Bob Geldoff is going to space but David Bowie won't/can't... its been a weird week// Outro: Flight of the Conchords - Bowie's in Space
    1 hr 5 min
  • Errand of Mercy Episode 57, 03/09/2013: Turnt
    Intro: Washed Out - Don't Give Up//podcasting on a terrible diet because of Rome Total War 2, Justin Beiber and Miley Cyrus join forces to twerk, who is our Kurt Cobain? Bananadine memories, EoM killer of trends, we finally prove that Jesus loves the gays, crazy government sanctioned North Korean pop feuds, top tier OG peeping toms from the church of pornography, no one can go to Liberian University and we think we know why and a dangerous special agent bird is captured and released in Egypt// Outro: Mirror's Edge Soundtrack - Still Alive (Junkie XL Mix)
    1 hr 4 min
  • Errand of Mercy Episode 56 27/08/2013:the Switch is Coccaine
    Intro: Elbow - Dear Friends// Rolling out of bed and rolling a blunt, twerking leads to slugs, slugging and the Bishop's itch, everyone is missing the point about Mylie Cyrus's crack and she's stealing Rihanna's act, G is terrified by more sea creatures and our horrific torture experiments on octopi, we are scared of flesh rocks and Alec Baldwin, who the fuck is Daniel Baldwin, filthy Seinfeld youtube comments, Chinese Iron Man is worse than we thought// Outro: Jean Sibelius - At the Castle Gate
    1 hr 2 min
  • Errand of Mercy Episode 55, 21/08/2013: Rainbow 6
    Intro: Kyu Sakamoto - Sukiyaki// Not starting a show with Jaybubs, Dick Van Dyke WILL NOT DIE, Tjikistan has great food and will not be independent until it saves the Russian LGBT community, Simon rides the smiler and G learns that he will allow children to die if it means that he can live, dangerous anime convention social gambits, Simon is done with nerds, t-shirts that have to stop and EoM talks fashion.// Outro: Radiohead - Fitter Happier
    1 hr 6 min

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Simon and Geraint gaze into the dark heart of the modern world so that you don't have to. We're on an Errand of Mercy.