Errand of Mercy

Intro: Wu-Tang Clan - C.R.E.A.M.// more maths facts with simon, hacking in the 90s with Watch_Dogs, Simon experiences a midnight game release, men will beat you up if you go to see One Direction, fuck the olds (we are the olds), Prom Watch 2014 shines a light on the Radest drunkest science teacher ever, Cornish man jerks off in shit for 8 years and we ask can a whiping cane be sadistic?// Outro: Todd Terje - Inspector Norse

Intro: The Kinks - Ape Man// Sex offender finally finds a job he loves, american border security knows you already, is my Barista dying? Terry Wogan may be next, Marinara sauce: that stuff aint right, gross satirical fast food, launching prom watch 2014, disarming pervdads with bears, Russian men think that beards are the universal symbol of the drag queen, the most racist Jeger ever, 16 year old student turns out to be 34, friends don't buy friends sex toys and our awesome guys of the week are spitting bullets and tripping balls// Outro: The Ramones - Sheena a Punk Rocker Now

Intro: Maxïmo Park - I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)// a sans beverage breakfast show, Eurovision 2014 and learning about the EU, Life on Mars is set in the ancient days of 2006, Friends ended 10 years ago and then Yahoo tried to buy Google, the lost 2nd (and racist) verse of the sun has got his hat on, Tumblr needs to chill and BRONIES IN SPAAAACCCCE// Outro: Harry Mac McClintock - Big Rock Candy Mountains

Intro: Siriusmo - High Together// the (no nacho) Nacho Grande, Everyone in Manchester is becoming an MP while crime lords climb Ferris wheels, One pork pie, 17 porks, Chris Browns logical quandary, Harvard makes super paedo vampire mice, postman pat is in a blockbuster movie, Welsh Cartoons are the best and a sword dildo// Outro: The Divine Comedy - Gin Soaked Boy

Intro: LEN - Kids in America //Purple AKi is the best wrestler, Simon plays dark souls 2 and G doesn't understand why, Mass effect has the blandest dudes, Pierce Brosnan is Voldermort, CP30's weird human lips, simon misses the Expanded Universe and is mad as hell about it, are small people a valid hate crime target? nothing is home made, no one hand pops corn, the internet reviews FSoG nipple clamps, the Star Trek VHS boardgame and G's weird ass youtube favourites// Outro: SXY RKR - The One Who Is Grooving Now

Intro: Lamb - Scratch Bass// I don't sound like Moss from the IT crowd, Learning to be married, the King is a seasoned rapist, Simon's amazing american food adventure, the most haunted (board game) in Britain, baby vigilante turns own children in to police, picking sides in a civil war we know nothing about, preparing for the next big crash, Spanish village finally changes name from 'kill Jews', meeting Mr Cocaine, an Englishman in Hogsmead, kill all the cats, G hates the ancient Egyptians and porn star social networking is bizarre// Outro: Barry Gray Orchestra - The Mysterons Theme

Intro: THE ART OF NOISE (Feat. MAX HEADROOM) - PARANOIMIA 1986// Weddings and trains, Carling is stealing everything, more sex toy reviews, G's Erotic Emporium, Miley Cyrus and the Fist of Adonis, Seinfeld is genuinely concerned, a Megazord of shit music for terrible people, G sees a weird ass T, Venus Bro Traps, awesome tank of the week, Pacific Rim news and WTF DC?// Outro: Editors - Munich

Intro: The Clash - Radio Clash// Radio Guilla Chiwawas are taking over Arizona, Dogs are basically wolves, Putin appears to have been reading a lot of Tom Clancy, old/new America's Next top Model is back and Tyra Banks may be a Lich, Porn MD may actually be useful for something, while Twitch wins Pokemon while new pokemon gradually goes insane. Geraint's universal law of toilets, What's your piss jam, we get really confused about Duran Duran and Roger Moore, Simon's Tiesto plan, daring sex acts, discussing bold penis tattoos, getting excited for Wrestlemania and Hulk Hogan is starting to fall apart.// Outro: Dog Panic - Calp

Intro: Pizzicato 5 - Twiggy Twiggy// Prince is a crazy funky guy, post stag do debrief, the lego movie is amazing but cinema ad, Her is not a rom-com, 80s Robots are directing traffic in the DRC, it's time to talk about The Matrix, the worst neighbour ever may be living the american dream, 16 year old is now a sex offender for no reason and- pornhub users say the darnedest things, // Outro: Cake - Shadow Stabbing

A same room stag do podcast, the south is underwater but the Midlands are still too bland, an insight into married life with Simon, reading up on sex toy reviews, no food is actually food, Science proves that Voldermort loves chilli, Frimpton is too good for Aldi and the conservatives have a massive boner for denying things that are definitely happening./ Outro: Two Fingers - Keman Rhythm