Errand of Mercy

Intro: Beta Band - Squares//Beibermania is running wild, X Men Origins: Wolverine is way better than Wolf of Wall Street, Rob Ford CANNOT BE STOPPED except by Snow, British PSAs are bullshit but Assassins Creed 4 is amazing, Simon has some how got a life but still hasn't, more super meth cannibals, putting more drugs in comics, Empowering women by calling them Slags/Hags, for some reason G wants to talk about Mistry, terrifying tower of jawbones in South Korea, and EoM accidentally make a TV ad.// Outro: The Offspring - Pay the Man

Intro: Rage Against the Machine - New Milenium Homes/ A metaphysical episode, cultural hairdressing dichotomy, Beiber/ Michael Jackson news, terrible rap needs to stop, Youtube is falling apart, solving the global downturn with magic, rob ford works for the Illuminati, Gay angry birds data analysis, sex ed is out of date and shitty but we aren't going to fix it, iO9 banned G and he is super pissed, Geeks are dead and we are glad, CoD themed atrocity based knock off lego and our awesome guy of the week refuses to crash broken fighter jets twice./ Outro: The Zutons - You Will you Won't

Intro:Caetano Veloso - Alfomega// Getting into Justin Beiber's midget rap entourage, Planning the best celebrity party ever, British comic memories, Simon is 80, G is 19, Jason Derulo is at it again, one man has written ALL OF THE MUSIC, Lady Gaga and the Muppets together at last, possibly evil Google contact lenses, homosexuals aren't magic, Simon meets a man who has never heard of Scientology after going to the internet and our cinema chat goes off the rails a bit. // Outro: Space Jam Theme

Intro: Hugh Laurie - Swanee River/ Being a pirate is more fun than being an assassin, a lame game give away, going back to our anime roots, Harry Potter as an allegory for East Asian Politics, talking about the chimps and the pigs, it's time to talk about Michael, glock presentations and open carry, nerf gun tech is out of control, A Christian led monument chain reaction and the unfortunate career of Tila Tequila/ Outro: Mississippi John Hurt - The Chicken

Intro: I Want You - Scarfo// Hamster Principalities, the first (and hopefully last) Beibernews of 2014, Rob Ford finds Jesus, 2014 predictions, Kevin Smith the 90s stoner Lich, stop trying to pay your rent by playing video games, accidental real talk, G knows exactly the right amount about computers (to break them), Jules Holland is still going and stil weird, telling the kids to stay away from New Years Eve, Adults talking about Lego, Simon knows way too much about Star Wars and no one cares, Tuna Beats by Dr Dre, and Simon gets a sudden attack of the feels

Intro: Simple Minds - Mandella Day// A horse does what we all wish we could do, G is totally not ready for the CRP, tiny man buys picture of Xbox One, the best shoes in the world, starbucks hippy musical classes for babies, our first (and only) weird twitter digest, Paul Walker was an amazing man, American police think anime credit card is a forgery because it is an anime credit card, police shoot at man and sue him because they missed him and Simon has a plan to make a lot of money.// Outro: Carly Simon - Why

Intro: Neon - My Blues is You //Looking forward to episode 420, giving up on anime, Simon is (kind of) a man now, the Torontonians love Rob Ford, taped up wrestling fans, making big statements with your nudes, we want next gen gaming to leave us alone, gross bro videos, someone must stop Seth Macfarlane, big in Malasia/ Saudi Arabia, the IPCC is terrible at its job so we are reforming it (for the wrong reasons) and McDonalds accidentally plays violent rape centric rap music during the breakfast shift.// Outro: Thin Lizzy - Dancing in the Moonlight

Intro: Gurren Lagann Sountrack - Escaping the Wasteland of Hot Sand// Episode 67: a casual episode, Bob Dylan is surprisingly in touch with the internet, an unfortunae history of charts, Robbie Williams is the best we have, Rob Ford is the future, Beiber is the past, Ed Sheeran is now a metal band, we go on our first neighborhood watch ride along, the worst biblical movie inspires us to make the best one and the old testiment was hardcore// outro: Grooveman Spot - Affection

Intro: Daniel Avery - Knowing We'll Be Here// Simon is (not) a DJ, the worst film maker doesn't understand what remembrance day is, the american box office is embarrassing, Jackass should be over now and it is making us sad, inevitable Star Wars Chat, the nerd game done changed, Simon's Harry Potter audition stories, posh people know nothing about Glasgow, Facebook makes us feel old, John Major is back and he is hilarious as ever, the return of creep or creation and we have some Sheen family revelations.// Outro: DJ Hero 2 sountrack - Oops (oh my) VS Who am I (whats my name)

Intro: Sting - All this Time// Fucking apple... Fuck!, Anonymous is over, Simon learns what 3rd World means, we are living in the future and its kind of lame, Britain's most extreme thrill ride is trying to kill everyone, American woman vehemently protects KKK costume choice, Halloween memories, terrifying spider stories, Geraint has some controversial opinions on Tesla (and Simon's bullshit), we learn why we can't have nice things and tackle the mysterious case of the Crack Smoking Mayor// Outro: Tycho - A Walk