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The ELQE crew draws names from a hat and talks about imaginary fights between famous killers of cinema. Kevin calls Michael Myers the ugly bottom because he gets no top, despite the fact that he's 7 feet tall. Colleen would let the Cenobites from Hellraiser pass her around like a hot potato. Intern Renee makes a case for Jeff Goldblum in The Fly thanks to his big hair. Producer Carlos may have accidentally started the trend of women thirsting after Ghostface. 

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The ELQE crew shares scary stories over a campfire with smores. Kevin discovers our  newest piece of merch, the Le Pusse Purse by Prada. Colleen argues that Bert and Ernie are siblings not lovers. Intern Renee shares the children's story of Tailypo. Producer  Carlos curses the cast and all the listeners by exposing them to the horror thought experiment of Roko's Basilisk.

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The ELQE crew sets the scary mood trading stories of real life murders. Kevin swears to wipe out the entire familial line  of the person who unalives his future kid. Colleen tells us about the murder premonitions her father had in his youth. Intern Renee knows a girl from high school who grew up to be a fake model and is now more than likely a serial killer. Producer Carlos needs to buy a Ring door camera so that he doesn't get murdered by some random crazy knocking on his door in the night.

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E058 Haunted Office

The ELQE crew kicks off October talking about scary places. Kevin stays unusually quiet since he was terrified throughout the whole episode. Colleen shares the parallel creepy dreams that she's shared with her dad proving she's gifted...or high. Intern Renee has a ghost haunting her office but she girl bossed her way out. Producer Carlos imagines what the crew would be like as ghosts.

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The ELQE crew talks about concert experiences.
Kevin saw a girl get her eyelid ripped out while watching A Day to Remember in Irvine.
Colleen broke her foot at a skacore backyard show and in tru punk spirit didnt go to the hospital.
Intern Renee reminices watching Yeah Yeah Yeahs on Subterranean on MTV2.
Producer Carlos gets admonished for owning a Zune and not being an Apple fanboy.

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The ELQE has a 90's flashback on the videogames of their youth.
Kevin blames the relationship habits of millennial men on Carmen SanDiego and her commitment issues.
Colleen used her dads work laptop for the Atari classics and educational games.
Intern Renee was spreading memes on sketchy chatrooms before we even knew what viral meant.
Producer Carlos plans to corrupt his young nephew by exposing him to video games.

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The ELQE crew talks about red flags and relationship habits. Kevin goes on a 30 minute long rant about Gundam. Colleen plots the ultimate revenge of sleeping with a  boyfriends dad. Intern Renee decides to piss off the entire cosplay community
Producer Carlos  reminds us of his crippling gambling habits.

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The ELQE crew explores the pseudo-science of praying for bigger boobs. 
Kevin tells us how he made sweet love to his body pillow. 
Colleen surveys her friends and family and uncovers an illuminati boob conspiracy, a boobinati if you will. Intern Renee discovers the evil plan by the un-named third Blanco sister to magically steal boob essence.  Producer Carlos finds himself wondering if TV evangelists might be on to something.

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The ELQE crew takes on the Barbie x Oppenheimer double feature and reminisces on the cinema experience.
Kevin blames the movie for an old breakup and tells us how that Einstein was banging his cousin.
Colleen violates her NDA and reveals what movie was filmed at her office, she may have locked eyes with Florence Pugh.
Intern Renee prepares to throw an Oppenheimer-themed party complete with never-ending martinis and explosive playlists.
Producer Carlos remembers as a teenager sneaking into multiple movies in a single day and sneaking in food in his baggy 2000's jeans.

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The ELQE crew looks at movie stereotypes.
Kevin reveals the deep dark truth behind the movie/musical "Mamma Mia".
Colleen walks around acting like she's 6'7'' so she's typecast as the muscle of the crew.
Intern Renee is going to double-cross the crew after the big heist and take the whole thing for herself.
Producer Carlos was the copycat killer all along that no one suspected and yes, he killed Colleen first.


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