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The ELQE crew talks about pirate ships and the places they would love to explore.
Kevin walks the plank and tells us about the most important job on a naval vessel.
Colleen channels her inner survivalist and dreams about rainforest exploration.
Intern Renee reminds us that the alien from the Predator movies might be the freakiest creature around.
Producer Carlos might need to see a therapist because he wants to go into deep space and dive into the supervoid.

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E050 Haters Day Parade #2

The ELQE crew remembers that they're a bunch of haters who get annoyed by everything. Kevin is prepared to unleash unholy violence on people who fart in his vicinity. Colleen merges aggressively into traffic in order to teach the slow drivers a lesson. Producer Carlos regrets buying an ugly suit that's been sitting in his closet for 8 years. Intern Renee tries to defend Mediterranean food despite it being the most mid cuisine on the planet.

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The ELQE crew whets their appetites talking about the best meals of their lives. 
Kevin recounts the time he and Carlos were invited into a sushi restaurant by a ghost.
Colleen thinks about the Guatemalan dishes her grandma made like salpicon and jocón.
Intern Renee thinks back on her time in DC and hungers for the pork and lychee salad from Rose’s Luxury.
Producer Carlos reminisces on the brisket nachos he had 10 years ago while escaping a baby shower.

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The ELQE crew gets anxious over fliying. Kevin hates air travel soo much that he would rather be drugged, kidnapped, and delivered to his destination. Colleen comes up with a brilliant idea to revolutionize travel but realizes bullet trains already exist. Intern Renee believes that no one has ever actually fucked in an airplane bathroom mid-air. Producer Carlos is always looking for the emergency parachutes that the flight attendants have hidden in the drink cart.

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The ELQE crew calls their biggest fan. Special guest, Stretch, tells us about the struggles of his early 20s and how the ELQE podcast has helped him. Kevin shares the story of how he first met Stretch and unintentionally changed his life. Colleen is constantly in fight-or-flight mode and needs thunderstorm ASMR to go to bed. Intern Renee admits that she only gets 4 hours of sleep per night, which explains her vampire-like behavior.
Producer Carlos needs a constant flow of tall cups of ice to survive.

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The ELQE crew takes a deep dive into their obsessions. Kevin literally gave us a 2-hour drunk history rendition of the Bakumatsu period of Japan. Colleen loves trash tv, specifically the incestuous lives of Appalachian Mountain families. Intern Renee falls under the cliché of older hispanic moms by collecting small animal figurines. Producer Carlos only gets to talk about Gundam and anime with Kevin.

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The ELQE crew calls their siblings in the hopes of embarrassing stories.  Kevin tries drive a wedge between the Blanco sisters. Colleen solidifies her reputation as a clothes thief who doesn't wear deodorant. Intern Renee shows us how she raised her brother like a prince. Producer Carlos realizes that his crippling mental health is the product of his sisters dropping him on his head as a baby.
Shoutout to our special guests callers, Carlos' sisters Gaby and Diana, and Colleen and Renee's brother Fernando.

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The ELQE crew gets caught at the Etiwanda Preserve. Kevin is the right kind of white boy to keep you out of trouble. Colleen, on the other hand, gets caught red-handed a little too often. Producer Carlos is detained for throwing it down in public. Intern Renee is a perfect angel... and devil's advocate.  

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The ELQE crew blazes it and celebrates 420.
Kevin was the absolute safest high driver of all time.
Colleen was that girl that would smoke before work and then hyperfixate on everything.
Intern Renee sets the vibes by enjoying a nice blunt followed by couple episodes of Sailor Moon.
Producer Carlos gets nostalgic about melting into the couch and dying laughing while watching Chappelle's Show.

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The ELQE crew talks about road trip rules. 
Kevin does not allow messy snacks in his car but demands that his right-seater feed him chicken nuggets.
Colleen will take naps and steal your snacks, proving she is a true passenger princess.
Producer Carlos will kick you out of the car if your playlist is whack or if your wear too much perfume.

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