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Colleen and Carlos battle it out, tamale style. Renee reveals her freak nasty secret talent. Kevin finds a way to make us all cry. Join us for a more emotional episode where we discuss navigating this beautiful game we call life.  

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The ELQE crew reflects on 2022 while welcoming the new year. Kevin explores his spirituality…and sexuality? Colleen is headed straight to the E.T. landfill. Producer Carlos continues plotting his revenge against every slight that has befallen him. Intern Renee wants to know what you’re doing with your fourth hand.

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E028 Holiday Movies

The ELQE crew feels the holiday spirit as they discuss their favorite holiday movies. Kevin dreams of fucking Cold Miser because it reminds him of Jesse Eisenberg. Colleen runs some meticulous quality control on her lady bits. Intern Renee romanticizes a holiday in Bruges. Producer Carlos feels the rhythm while rewatching Cool Runnings.

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The ELQE crew pretends to be cultured by discussing different Christmas traditions from around the world.
Kevin takes us to Japan for a bucket of KFC chicken.
Colleen shows us the burning devil piñatas of Guatemala.
Intern Renee gets spicy with stories of Krampus from Germany.
Producer Carlos gets curious about China's version of Santa who plays a saxophone and sleeps with your mom. 

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The ELQE crew recounts hoe stories and kinks. Kevin, the Ghost of Hoes Past, kink shames Colleen with good reason. Returning guests, Michelle and Pilar, discuss getting a little dirty in the shower. Producer Carlos and Intern Renee quietly listen and jot down information in their blackmail journals.

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The ELQE rank the best Thanksgiving side dishes of all time. Kevin talks about his dads desire to be a space detective. Colleen proves to us that she is nasty gremlin who cant be trusted and should be exiled from polite society. Intern Renee claims to have an amazing green bean caserole but really she just stole the receipe that every 40 year old white lady use. Producer Carlos shows us how to take your leftovers to the next level.

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The ELQE crew dips into their seasonal depression with random hate.
Kevin's inner colonizer shows as he makes plans for global warfare.
Colleen struggles with her deep love of Christmas and her hatred for how stores and people decorate before Thanksgiving.
Intern Renee theorizes about the origins of No Nut November and wine moms.
Producer Carlos shares the sad story of how his family stopped getting Christmas trees but sadly gets derailed by our lovely hosts.

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The ELQE crew turns into a bunch of boomers and complains about younger generations. Kevin complains about the ignorance of Young Will and 4th wave emo. Colleen realizes she's now the old person at live shows. Intern, Renee , claims she was listening to No Doubt before anyone else. Producer Carlos gets dress-coded for his slutty outfits

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The ELQE crew gets back to their roots talking about hypothetical sex and all kinds of nasty ish. Kevin recounts the explicit scenes from "The Tudors" and proves Kevin's Law, which states that any conversation with this group will devolve into porn within 15 minutes. Colleen vents about how people who live tweet during TV shows are the worst. Intern Renee looks at the benefits of both riding on trains and running a train. Producer Carlos reprises his role as Squire Boy #2 during one of Kevin's most sexual bits.

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The ELQE closes out the spooky season with a discussion about urban legends.
Kevin thinks he can teach Jitterbug dance choreography to El Silbon. Colleen wants to meet aliens so she can find out the truth behind the disappearance of Jim Sillivan. Intern Rene details her thirst for lanky boys as she fearlessly flirts with various cryptids. Producer Carlos reminds us that we do not belong in forests with the unsettling tales of Search and Rescue Forest Rangers.

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