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The ELQE crew shares some of the scariest things they've ever experienced. Kevin reviews the origins of his crust punk band, Piss Ghost. Colleen describes the haunted house from her childhood in the worst hellscape imaginable... Arizona. Special guest and BBL Bimbo, Michelle, details the long-standing connection between hoodrats and clown figurines and the story of how their aunt cursed them with a demonic clown toy. Live studio audience member and co-Bimbo, Pilar, reveals terrors beyond the imagination. Producer Carlos shares a core memory of the worst nightmare of his life which includes faceless government agents in an infinitely long room. 

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The ELQE crew talks about scary movies that left an impression on them. 
Kevin doesnt like spooky movies and actively avoids them but was recently forced to watch "The Empty Man(2020)". 
Colleen craves demonic possession and admits to her alien kink while recommending "The Wailing(2016)" and Pet Sematary (1989 film).
Intern Renee recommended "Black Christmas (1974)" and talks about how she was into feet play but then she watched "Gerald's Game (2017)" and now she has to keep her feet under the covers.
Producer Carlos discussed the sound design of one of his favorite video games "Dead Space(2008)" and recommended "The Mist(2007)" and "It Follows (2014)".   

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The ELQE crew kicks off spooky season by talking about witchcraft. Kevin gives us a detailed look into his favorite anime, the Muslim apocalypse. Special guest Nikki Hicks teaches us about Wicca, spirituality, and the plagiarism behind the fanfiction known as Christianity. Colleen gives us the witchy background of her siblings paranormal abilities. Intern Renee reveals her narcissism by admitting that she wants to fuck a robot that looks like herself. Producer Carlos relives abandoning religion in his youth.

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The ELQE crew discusses their ideal partner. Kevin needs a chaotic girl who will chase the bit with him but will end up with the female version of his brother. Colleen wants a confident world-class artist with a touch of narcissism but she'll settle for Adam Sandler. Intern Renee doesn't need a man but will accept a soft-spoken European who she can boss around. Producer Carlos once again gets typecast as the dad of the group who just wants Long Beach blondie.

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The ELQE crew talks about losing their virginity and shares some teenage trauma. Kevin lovingly describes Central American Male anatomy. Colleen shares the tragic story of she was gaslit by doctors. Intern Renee claims that she has no recollection. Producer Carlos sounds like he's frying chicken in the bathroom.

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Kevin gets ready to pitch a phallic Gundam to Shark Tank. Colleen reveals her tough first date standards. Intern Renee relives the anger and trauma of sharing prom with Colleen. Producer Carlos reveals the secret to good posture is having older sisters who are willing to hurt you.

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The ELQE crew gets drunk at brunch. Kevin tells us about his adventures at Emo Night. Colleen confesses her love of court procedures. Intern Renee almost gets puked on by her sister. Producer Carlos makes plans to take the team out for professional ear wax cleaning.

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The ELQE crew reminisces on playtime as a kid. Kevin ran toy soldier wargames with Captain Hanny. Colleen made dramatic novelas with the Hulk cheating on Barbie. Intern Renee had to search the neighborhood for a certain sister who fell asleep in the sand pit. Producer Carlos realizes that the sad stories we heard about babies left in hot cars were about Colleen.

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The ELQE crew talks about mental health. Special guest Nikki Hicks comes on the show to discuss the dark side of anti-depressants. Kevin reveals what he has in common with David Carradine. Colleen shares distressing OBGYN stories. Intern Renee disguises her Zoloft as birth control pills. Producer Carlos remembers a time when Kevin was more medicated and less chaotic.

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The crew looks inward and discusses their toxic behaviors. Kevin sends dick videos at inappropriate times. Colleen explores her cliche latina jealousy. Producer Carlos watched    patiently as the Duendes joined the Marvel Cinematic Universe. Intern Renee discovers her codependency with her sister.

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