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The ELQE crew gets spooky but accidentally gets horny. Kevin speaks to the United Nations about killing Duende trolls. Colleen auditions for the role of salty mother-in-law on a Spanish novella. Producer Carlos fondly remembers the extra sexy Carl's Jr commercials of the early 2000's. Intern Renee buys a signed original of "Saturn Devouring his Son".

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The ELQE crew takes fan questions. Kevin contemplates the look and feel of geriatric genitalia. Colleen reminisces about her vibrator aka Javier. Producer Carlos plans a trip for the crew to Olivander's Sex Toy Shop in the Harry Potter theme park. Intern Rene has fled the country seeking asylum.

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The ELQE crew gets nostalgic and has some words of advice while breaking the space time continuum. Kevin makes plans to tell families at restaurants how hot they are. Colleen tells her younger self to channel her hoe powers. Producer Carlos reminisces about LAN parties and chicken tenders. Intern Renee is out this week on a field trip to storm the capital. 

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The ELQE crew realizes they are living a twisted version of "A Christmas Carol".
Kevin admits he hasn't manscapped since 2007. Colleen plans a Last Supper themed cosplay party. Intern Renee defends the honor of Keanu Reeves. Producer Carlos tries his Schwarzenegger impression and admits to watching Christmas movies in March.

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The ELQE crew talks about their obsessions and guilty pleasures. Kevin talks about his favorite Pornhub channels. Colleen tells us which "Lord of the Rings" characters she would smash. Special guest Bre proves she is a Twilight superfan. Producer Carlos convinces Kevin to start an cosplay OnlyFans for his D in cosplay.

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In celebration of Valentines Day, the ELQE crew gets wine drunk and talks about heartbreak songs. Kevin tells us about emo band history. Colleen relives her worst breakups. Intern Renee admits she wants to watch Ewan McGregor and Jim Carey get it on. Producer Carlos reminds us that we don't talk about Degrassi. 

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The ELQE crew is completely unhinged and there's no theme for this week. Kevin talks about period sex and his black bean recipe. Colleen tells us her strip club experience and her butthole drops the prophecy of the second coming. Producer Carlos is off mic because he's too mouthy.

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The ELQE crew celebrates Mother's day! Special Guest Bre comes on the show to discuss the ups and downs of being a teen mom. Colleen and Bre share pregnancy stories while Kevin and Carlos listen in horror.
"I'm not the bi**h that shit on you, you're the bi**h that got shit on."
-Bre's Mom

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The ELQE gang self diagnoses their depression, Kevin wallows in suffering because he's an artist, Colleen and intern Renee realize that all latinas become social workers or nurses, and producer Carlos tries his hand at daddy ASMR.

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The  ELQE crew talks about their childhood shenanigans. Kevin talks about the milk wars, Colleen tells us about her sons gang activity, and intern Renee tells the story of her encounter with the Vampire of Berlin.

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