You don't want to miss this one, folks! On today's docket: a *special announcement,* the charitable feats of Tony the Tiger®, youth group meltdowns, Patrick's vehement hatred for sports, Ethan's re-discovery of Cardinal Sarah's the Power of Silence, teaching middle schoolers to pray, the Great Lacroix Schism of 2022, a particularily heatbraking DEDC update, Lance the Glance, and presidential trivia.

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