Ettin News

Violet and Petunia return to find their keep has been looted.  To make matters worse, the robbers left the back gate open and Bloodwraith has escaped. Empty rooms have such a nice echo, though.

Violet and Petunia are live on location at Rosie's Incantina tavern, happy to be among the people. Except Violet. Violet would rather be home, where the bar fights are planned.

Heheheeeey, we're just going to do a regular talk this time, just like normal. Just answerin' questions, free from any unnecessary... others. Also Violet and Petunia dunk on humanoid guys a little. Don't act surpised.

Guest appearance: Nobody. Just us. Just like normal.

What a delightul visit we've just had from OUr FiERy OvErLOrd. Pity he had to leave in such a hurry.  Learn how not to court an Ettin, and a prank backfires.

Guest Appearance: Dr. Patrick Harris

A visit from a dragon, Petunia's special project, and Violet describes some of the new accessibility features of CoolDad Memorial Magic School.

Violet gives Petunia a generous and mandatory present. Also, lots of bad, burning letters.

A pocket full of... violence? (We try).  Violet has discovered a way to fit more into a day, and Petunia reflects on a possible (and quite disturbing) personal trait.

Mysterious and doily-shaped messages have appeared at The Keep. What horrid, dark forces are behind these saccharine greetings from some other plane of existence? Gross.

Its been a cruel, cruel summer, and now that winter is here, Violet and Petunia are ready to get back into the swing of things. Particularly, swinging things they found in their keep during a very inconvenient audit by a dragon.

Petunia decodes the Odingram and learns something about her own, ahem, proclivities. Violet also learns something important about herself, and the sisters look forward to a short break before coming back to give advice completely uninterrupted by anything ridiculous or-- aw, damn.