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"What if Dear Abby and Dear Prudence were a giant two headed monster?" We (Violet & Petunia, the ettin) answer questions and give advice on topics such as: "What exactly constitutes a town, and w... more
FAQs about Ettin News:How many episodes does Ettin News have?The podcast currently has 26 episodes available.
February 24, 2017Episode 6: Finger GunsViolet and Petunia can do finger guns now that Violet's arm is back to normal! Aren't you pleased?! Also, how is Tragrok handling empty nest syndrome?...more59minPlay
February 10, 2017Episode 5: *Ssspluk!*That's the sound Violet's new, magically enhanced arm makes now. Don't worry about it. Also, some mysterious news about one of Petunia's cooking buddies....more1h 2minPlay
January 25, 2017Episode 4: Please Use ProtectionHas someone been looking out for Violet as she continues her self-taught magic studies? Also, Violet plans a brilliant marketing scheme and Petunia gets invited to a cooking guild....more54minPlay
January 10, 2017Episode 3: Baby BloodwraithViolet and Petunia got a kitten! All shall tremble beneath its widdow paws. Also, they remind adventurers to check their entitlement, and receive a thinly veiled taunt from Karen....more1h 3minPlay
January 09, 2017Episode 2: Goddamnit, KarenViolet accidentally unearths Petunia's insecurities re: baking competition, and the Sisters congratulate a party on their new, annoying, goblin servant....more1h 5minPlay
January 09, 2017Episode 1: Enter The VapeghastFresh from the smart pot, Ettin Violet and Petunia use their newfound intellect to answer questions about Faerun life, and discuss Violet's nemesis....more57minPlay
FAQs about Ettin News:How many episodes does Ettin News have?The podcast currently has 26 episodes available.