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  • Heaven is a Fancy Murder Basement (Il Fado de Rie of Cafe Enchante, part 4)

    Today on Evaludate: Ascending the heavenly panopticon to fight pipe organ God; Diversity win! The angel murder basement-ing your love interest is gay!;  Heaven is unbearably cishet.

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    Content Warning:
    While we cannot say whether or not Otomate wrote Il with the intention of him being read as neurodivergent, a lot of elements of his character, the way he interacts with the world, and the way other characters interact with him, resembles the experiences of neurodivergent people. Because of this, the treatment of Il by other characters sometimes resembles ableism against neurodivergent people in a way that can feel hurtful or uncomfortable.  

    Suicide Mention: 26:28 - 27:02
    Choking/Strangulation: 33:43 - 34:01 
    Suicidal Ideation:  1:09:06 - 1:09:23, 1:19:05 - 1:19:21, 1:29:32 - 1:29:39



    1 hr 37 min
  • Pastel Chuuni (Il Fado De Rie of Cafe Enchante, Part 3)

    Today on Evaludate, we once again encounter Otome Heroine Selective Gender Amnesia, gush over a particularly outstanding example of visual novel direction, and finally come face to face with the Epic Divorce Man, himself.

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    Content Warning:
    While we cannot say whether or not Otomate wrote Il with the intention of him being read as neurodivergent, a lot of elements of his character, the way he interacts with the world, and the way other characters interact with him, resembles the experiences of neurodivergent people. Because of this, the treatment of Il by other characters sometimes resembles ableism against neurodivergent people in a way that can feel hurtful or uncomfortable. 

    1 hr 32 min
  • The Otome Route Ever (Il Fado De Rie of Cafe Enchante, part 2)

    Today on Evaludate: Otomate no-homos found family,  Air and Madelyn wonder if Otomate is writing a neurodivergent character on purpose, and we are all very excited for the looming promise of Epic Divorce Man.

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    Content Warning:
    While we cannot say whether or not Otomate wrote Il with the intention of him being read as neurodivergent, a lot of elements of his character, the way he interacts with the world, and the way other characters interact with him, resembles the experiences of neurodivergent people. Because of this, the treatment of Il by other characters sometimes resembles ableism against neurodivergent people in a way that can feel hurtful or uncomfortable.

    1 hr 4 min
  • Good Instructions (Il Fado de Rie of Cafe Enchante)

    Today on Evaludate: What if you wanted to go to heaven, but God said, "You played Amnesia.", Air and Madelyn get to go on as many tangents as they want, for better or worse--and relate just so so much to their little pogchamp.

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    1 hr 6 min
  • Bestie, Kill! (Kaoru Rindo of Cafe Enchante, part 2)

    Today on Evaludate, Air and Madelyn say screw it and go for an hour and forty minutes so they don't have to talk about Rindo again, accidentally drop the name of a spoiler character 10 times, and really, REALLY wish we were dating this guy's much cooler sister instead.

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    Content Warning:
    Because of the nature of the relationship explored in this episode--that between a 19 year old woman and a 42 year old  man--we spend some time discussing power imbalances and predatory behavior in large age gap dynamics that this game uncritically reproduces, and the way the game falls into romanticizing grooming behavior in its attempt to make this relationship "not weird". If this type of discussion may be uncomfortable or triggering for you, you may want to skip this episode.

    1 hr 42 min
  • Don't Trust Catboys (Ignis Carbunculus of Cafe Enchante, Part 3)

    Today on Evaludate. . . . . . . man. Air and Madelyn just do their best to trudge through the rest of Ignis' route, hate Dromi more than ever, love nameless supporting characters, and call bullshit on Demon Beast anatomy.

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    Content Warnings:
     Appropriation of indigenous cultures/use of indigenous stereotypes: This is something that is thematic of Ignis' route and so comes up very frequently. For this reason we want to issue a general content warning for this.

    Eugenics:  5:53 - 7:20 , 32:54 - 35:57 , 36:58 - 37:18  
    Cannibalism / Unwitting Cannibalism: 13:37 - 14:08 , 24:09 - 24:30, 25:56 - 30:21,  32: 40 - 33:07, 51:07  - 51:27, 1:05:44 - 1:05:50, 1:06:09 - 1:06:37
    Emetophobia/Vomiting: 38:24 - 38:30, 51:21 - 51:27 , 1:05:44 - 1:05:50
    Suicide / Attempted Suicide: 39:12 - 39:33
    Anti-black Racism: 59:41 - 1:00:33

    1 hr 11 min
  • Furry Story (Ignis Carbunculus of Cafe Enchante, part 2)

    Today on Evaludate, join us as we once again lament how much it sucks to be Ignis, Air recounts their adventures in eating things that are not food, Madelyn compares otome tongue shinyness, and we both just have a terrible time with a character we love.

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    Content Warnings:
    Cannibalism / Unwitting Cannibalism: While we do not get to the part of Ignis' route that contains this subject in this episode, we do want to warn our listeners up-front of this element so you can decide if you want to listen to our discussion of Ignis' route at all based on these themes.
    Appropriation of indigenous cultures/use of indigenous stereotypes: This is also something that is thematic of Ignis' route that we addressed somewhat last episode, but is more prevalent in Ignis' route proper and so comes up very frequently. For this reason we want to issue a general content warning for this as well.

    Ableism and Eugenics: 26:50 - 28:01
    Biological Essentialism and Eugenics: biological essentialism/eugenics

    Additional Material:
    Follow up from Air regarding our discussion of hieroglyphics and pictographic languages.

    1 hr 7 min
  • Were-Wife (Ignis Carbunculus of Cafe Enchante)

    Today on Evaludate: Air and Madelyn jump into a character they both really like! Whose route they both really hate.  They also try and fail to not talk about fairy gender again, discuss the Girl Boss Move of dodging child labor laws, and fail to disguise their contempt for the route villain before he is revealed as such.

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    Content Warning:

    Emetophobia, unsanitary:  27:20 - 27:39 

    Ableism, Eugenicism:  36:50 - 37:24 

    1 hr 2 min
  • Vennia Did Nothing Wrong (Canus Espada of Cafe Enchante, Part 3)

    Today on Evaludate, join us as Madelyn is a total hypocrite, Air keeps jumping several routes ahead, Cafe Enchante does not trust its players with just one point of view, and we finally wrap up our discussion of Canus.

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    Content Warning:

    Discussions of cissexism and misgendering: 54:22 - 54:27 , 58:41- 58:54

    1 hr 17 min

About Evaludate

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Evaludate is a podcast about examining straight dating sims from a gay perspective. Co--hosted by Air (https://twitter.com/dragonomatopoei) and Madelyn (https://twitter.com/daingertmadelyn). Follow…