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  • You're ALL Criminals (Helvetica Orsted of Bustafellows, Part 3)

    Today on Evaludate: Bustafellows continues to have some really shitty opinions about class, poverty, and crime, Helvetica's dad sucks and is a bad doctor, and Helvetica is still very naked in increasingly uncomfortable ways.

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    Content Warnings:
    Helvetica's route involves a lot of discussion of drug addiction and human trafficking throughout, please bear this in mind when listening to this episode. Other content warnings include: 
    Discussion of ableism/villainization of disfiguration/scars: 18:14 - 19:33
    Kidnapping and drugging : 31:55 - 37:20, 40:52 - 40:59
    Human trafficking: 41:22 - 41:55
    Child death: 41:43 - 41:45

    1 hr
  • An Ocean of Spite (Helvetica Orsted of Bustafellows, Part 2)

    Today on Evaludate, Air and Madelyn are tired of Helvetica's shit and also just tired, Helvetica has a lot to say about bootstraps, and pulling yourself up by them, and is also just. very naked, all the time.

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    Content Warnings:
    Helvetica's route involves a lot of discussion of drug addiction and human trafficking throughout, please bear this in mind when listening to this episode. Other content warnings include:
    Child death: 6:15 - 6:25
    Gun violence: 6:15 - 6:25
    Mention of incest: 14:51 - 15:49
    Attempted sexual assault: 45:00 - 46:05

    54 min
  • A Mean Choice (Shu Lyn O'Keefe of Bustafellows, part 4)

    Today on Evaludate: Bustafellows Makes It Weird, Air and Madelyn walk into a bad ending on purpose, and we endure the tonal whiplash of all time.

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    Content Warnings:
    Knife violence: 2:59 - 3:35, 25:21 - 25:25, 26:10 - 26:20, 51:57 - 52:05
    Gun violence: 26:21 - 26:29
    Discussions of suicide / suicidal ideation: 7:03 - 7:52, 22:30 - 23:49
    Kidnapping/abduction: 21:41 - 22:00

    1 hr 5 min
  • Why Does Teuta Call You Baby Girl? (Shu Lyn O'Keefe of Bustafellows, Part 3)

    Today on Evaludate Air and Madelyn are forced to reconsider the answer to a previous audience question, realize this time around the game IS about grief, and enjoy the Interesting localization choices.

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    Content Warnings:
    Gun violence: 30:22 - 30:48 , 49:38 - 50:29 , 
    Discussion of misgendering: 31:34 - 33:25
    Discussion of transmisogyny: 34:49 - 35:19
    Discussion of Suicide: 47:19 - 47:42

    1 hr 6 min
  • Chekov's and Other Guns (Shu Lyn O'Keefe of Bustafellows, Part 2)

    Today on Evaludate, Madelyn says Schrodinger when she means Chekov, Anime Hannibal assigns us a Bustafellows kin, and the game continues to view the police through incredibly rosy glasses.

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    Content Warnings:
    Gun violence: 18:00 - 18:44, 24:54 - 26:16, 30:00 - 30:50, 33:06 - 34:03
    Discussion of school shooting: 24:54 - 26:16
    Discussion of child abuse: 24:54 - 28:54

    1 hr 1 min
  • Secret Good Misyr Route (Misyr Rex of Cafe Enchante, Part 3)

    Today on Evaludate: Why move the plot forward when you can do another flashback monologue? If you have to say technically it isn't grooming, that's not great. Neither Air nor Madelyn remember to say the line, but they do spend about an hour discussing how they would have fixed this game.

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    Content Warnings:
    Mention/Discussion of pedophilia and grooming: 20:47 - 21:36 , 49:21 - 50:02, 53:04 - 53:17 , 54:16 - 55:20, 56:36 - 57:00, 1:02:44 - 1:02:58, 1:14:29 - 1:14:54

    1 hr 44 min
  • You Are All So Boring (Misyr Rex of Cafe Enchante, Part 2)

    Today on Evaludate, Misyr's lies collapse around him but it's only fun for like 10 minutes,  Otomate's racist writing rears its ugly head again, and Otomate are cowards afraid of letting you date Real monsters.

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    Content Warnings:
    Mentions of / Discussions of anti-black and orientalist racism: 12:00 - 14:15 , 23:50 - 25:50, 28:11 - 30:23, 41: 52 - 42:30
    Mentions of Attempted Sexual Assault: 27:15 - 27:25

    1 hr 3 min
  • Time Prison (Misyr Rex of Cafe Enchante, Part 1)

    Today on Evaludate, Madelyn and Air discuss confirmation bias and feedback loops as they mourn the Secret Good Misyr Route in their heads, realize Rindo is even more pointless than initially thought because Misyr has Creepy Older Guy status on lock, and really, really, REALLY can't wait to play a new game.

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    Spoiler Warning:
    While we are discussing Misyr in the neutral route today, because of the nature of his character it's next to impossible for us to critically discuss Misyr without immediately dropping some major spoilers from his route proper.

    1 hr 7 min

About Evaludate

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Evaludate is a podcast about examining straight dating sims from a gay perspective. Co--hosted by Air (https://twitter.com/dragonomatopoei) and Madelyn (https://twitter.com/daingertmadelyn). Follow…