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Today on Evaludate: Air and Madelyn get fed up with the base route on their very last playthrough,  Limbo and Teuta are amicable roommates who never talk and this is supposed to turn into romance somehow, and Bustafellows offers up its most bizarre Girl Talk of all.

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Madelyn

Content Warnings:

• Suicide : 18:11 - 18:20
• School Shooting: 30:20 - 32:00

Today on Evaludate: Air and Madelyn really do cry, Mozu speedruns jettisoning his accumulated goodwill, and Teuta diligently takes her protagonist pills.

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Madelyn

Content Warnings:

The plot of this route revolves around murders at a high school, and so our discussion of the route will involve a lot of talk about the death of children. The antagonist of this route is a murderer who preys on teenagers and there is a lot of discussion about how his tactics resemble grooming. 

Intimate Partner Violence: 37:20 - 38:52
 Mention/Discussion of Incest: 1:12:07 - 1:12:22

Today on Evaludate: Air and Madelyn spend way too much of this Mozu episode complaining about Helvetica, Bustafellows keeps hammering in that Weird Sibling Shit between Mozu and Teuta, and Air doesn't cry this time.

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Air
Madelyn

Content Warnings:

The plot of this route revolves around murders at a high school, and so our discussion of the route will involve a lot of talk about the death of children. The antagonist of this route is a murderer who preys on teenagers and there is a lot of discussion about how his tactics resemble grooming. 

Mention/Discussion of Incest: 11:05 - 15:38
Animal Death: 18:16 - 26:02

Today on Evaludate: Bustafellows 2 news ft. Bestie, Mozu Nile Shepherd: Ace Attorney, Time Travel Ethics, and we finally meet the route antagonist! Coincidentally, all of our skin crawls right off.

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Air
Madelyn

Content Warnings:

The plot of this route revolves around murders at a high school, and so our discussion of the route will involve a lot of talk about the death of children. The antagonist of this route is a murderer who preys on teenagers and there is a lot of discussion about how his tactics resemble grooming.

Suicide: 11:10 - 11:21, 36:37 - 37:07, 45:22 - 45:42
Ableism / Saneism: 30:56 -  34:06

Today on Evaludate: Mozu is the funniest person in the cast (but the cast doesn't know it), Bustafellows really leans into its American Police Procedural inspirations, and that cat really does look just like Ingrid Bergman.

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Air
Madelyn

Content Warnings:

Animal death: (4:42 - 5:00, 45:40 - 45:59)

Gun Violence: (22:50 - 24:14, 1:00:49 - 1:00:53)

Discussion of sexual assault/CSA: (1:03:38 - 1:05:21)

Today on Evaludate: Sauli is a shitty therapist, but you knew that. Air and Madelyn have a terrible time because the Bad Ending is really good at its job, and then they have a fantastic time because the Good Ending is really REALLY good at its job!

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Madelyn

Content Warnings:

As a general warning, this episode contains discussion of the ways Bustafellows deals with marginalized mental health conditions such as DID.

Gun Violence: 23:06 - 23:15, 24:52- 25:32

Suicide: 24:52 - 25:32

Today on Evaludate, Scarecrow experiences a Hallmark Movie Christmas, Shu displays terrible trigger discipline and is also just very rude, Bustafellows flounders around with the criminal justice system AND mental health, and the truth of Madelyn's Official Bustafellows Kin-Assignment (thalassophobia) finally rears its head.

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Madelyn

Content Warnings:

As a general warning, this episode contains a lot of discussion of drowning, strangulation, and Bustafellows' handling of marginalized mental health conditions such as DID. Descriptions of specific incidents have been time-stamped, but generalized discussion has not been.

Gun violence 16:28 - 16:49
Drowning: 32:00 - 32:19, 40:16 - 42:00
Strangling: 42:23 - 42:41

Today on Evaludate: Scarecrow is bullied by a cat (and by us), Teuta gets a moment in the spotlight doing Cool Shit, and video game friend-groups are so mean to each other for no reason.

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Air
Madelyn

Content Warnings:
Choking / Strangulation: 21:17 - 21:40
Gun Violence: 49:59 - 50:02

Today on Evaludate, Air and Madelyn mercilessly bully a video game boy, Scarecrow doesn't know what a landlord is, and everyone has a lot to say about Scarecrow's fashion choices.

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Madelyn

Content Warnings:
While brief, this episode does involve the discussion of a fictional/hypothetical school shooting from the timestamps of 38:19 to 39:42. Please take care when listening.

Today on Evaludate: We finally wrap up Helvetica's route, are increasingly shocked by Bustafellows' understanding of medical ethics, get incandescently angry at Helvetica's Side B story, and read some bad poetry.

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Madelyn

Content Warnings:
Helvetica's route involves a lot of discussion of drug addiction and human trafficking throughout, please bear this in mind when listening to this episode. Other content warnings include:  
Self-Immolation: 19:58 - 20:17
Gun Violence: 20:17 - 21:01
Suicide: 22:56 - 23:13
Body Horror/Surgical Horror: 34:54 - 35:25
Medical Abuse: 40:49 - 41:26