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  • Diversity Win! (Tyril I Lister of even if Tempest, part 2)

    Today on Evaludate: hazardous weather conditions and wizard curses aren't going to stop us from recording our 100th episode, Madelyn drops the bit, witch trials continue to be a shameful blight on human history, and oh good lord there is always some shit happening to children in this game.

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    Content Warnings:

    Discussion of islamophobia: 21:21 - 21:34
    Suicide: 1:09:26 - 1:10:34
    Cannibalism: 1:16:12 - 1:20:17
    Child death: 1:20:17 - 1:24:00

    Sources:

     Side note, Montague Summers appears a lot here. He was evil and sucks but he also translated a lot of witchcraft manuals. Due to believing what they said. 

    Cautio Criminalis, or a Book on Witch Trials by Friedrich Spee, Translation and Foreword by Marcus Hellyer
    Compendium Maleficarum by Francesco Maria Guazzo, translation by Montague Summers
    Daemonologie by King James I
    The Discovery of Witches by Matthew Hopkins
    The Disenchantment of Magic: Spells, Charms, and Superstition in Early European Witchcraft Literature by Michael D. Bailey
    Esoterica Witchcraft Lecture Series by Dr Justin Sledge
    The Faithful Executioner: Life and Death, Honor and Shame in the Turbulent Sixteenth Century by Joel F. Harrington
    A Guide to Grand-Jurymen by Richard Bernard
    The History Of Witchcraft And Demonology by Montague Summers
    A History of Witchcraft in England from 1558 to 1718 by Wallace Notestein
    "I. Inquisitorial Manuals." by Robin Vose
    Male Witches in Early Modern Europe by Lara Apps and Andrew Gow
    Malleus Maleficarum by Heinrich Kramer and Jacob Sprenger, translation by Montague Summers
    On witchcraft : an abridged translation of Johann Weyer's De praestigiis daemonum

    1 hr 35 min
  • The Devil Is Real (Tyril I Lister of even if Tempest, Part 1)

    On today's TWO HOUR EVALUDATE SPECIAL, we're getting into the real-world history of witch hunting and witch trials around Europe and North America, Madelyn insists that everyone else insisting that she would like Tyril is still wrong, and being a murder suspect is boring now--it's time to get deputized.

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    Content Warnings:

    • Discussion of antisemitism and islamophobia: 13:23 - 14:45, 54:28 - 54:55
    • Sexual Assault: 25:17 - 25:59
    • Emetophobia: 1:06:08 - 1:07:31
    • CSA: 1:16:50 - 1:17:20
    • Suicide: 1:16:50 - 1:17:20
    • Incest: 1:30:43 - 1:31:05, 1:34:04 - 1:34:16

    Corrections, Notes, and Sources: 

    Air misspoke when saying Pope John XXII’s declaration of witchcraft as heresy in 1320 took the form of a papal bull. Though the pope eventually described witchcraft and announced that anyone who engaged with it would be excommunicated in his 1336 papal bull Super illius specula, his initial 1320 judgment was outlined in Cardinal William of Santa Sabina’s “Letter of 22 August 1320, to Inquisitors of Carcassone and Toulouse”

    In the episode, Air stated that Matthew Hopkins charged around £20 per town, in reference to how much he was reported to have charged the town of Stowmarket in A.G. Hollingsworth’s History of Stowmarket (1844). According to the records, he charged £23 plus traveling expenses. Hopkins himself, however,  stated that he only took “twenty shillings a town” (A History of Witchcraft In England from 1558 to 1718)

    Sources can be found on the tumblr blog, here.

    2 hr 4 min
  • Should've Been Hugo (Crius Castlerock of even if Tempest, Part 3)

    Today on Evaludate: Both hosts wish the love interest of this route was swapped out, Madelyn is unfair to a videogame man, and Air vents their publishing grudges.

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    Content Warnings:

    • Suicide: 1:29 - 1:48, 9:30 - 9:52, 11:01 - 11:36, 26:34 - 27:00
    • CSA: 5:02 - 5:09, 8:04 - 11:01
    • Sexual Assault: 24:57 - 25:35
    51 min
  • Blood Splatoon (Crius Castlerock of even if Tempest, Part 1)

    Today on Evaludate: who has time for witch trials and murder mysteries when there's BIRD POLITICS afoot! Commander Crius gets slut-shamed, and we ponder the motivations of our catboy timeloop administrator.

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    Content Warnings:

    • Self-harm: 36:21 - 36:29
    • Suicide: 43:25 - 45:15
    • Child abuse: 55:47 - 56:12
    1 hr 22 min
  • Devoured By Clowns (even if TEMPEST, prologue)

    Today on Evaludate: the new protagonist is Batman-coded, a cat boy we can trust (maybe), enforced route order locks away our favorite guys, and time loop logistics make things a little bit weird.

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    Content Warnings:

    • Suicide: 48:41 - 49:10, 59:53 - 59:57
    1 hr 47 min
  • 27 Year-Old Minor (Full Circle and Auld Lang Syne routes of Bustafellows)

    Today on Evaludate: The twist is shocking because you didn't build to the twist;
    Bustafellows continues to tangle with subject matter it refuses to treat with respect; and Air and Madelyn once again encourage patricide.

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    Content Warnings:

    The Auld Lang Syne segment of this episode discusses rape and incest to an extent that it may be advisable to skip the section if either subject is triggering to you. We have time-stamped specific mentions, but the story we are discussing deeply involves these subjects and so the majority of the discussion revolves around this.

    • Incest: 48:59 - 49:06, 56:05 - 56:17, 59:34 - 59:56, 1:03:34 - 1:03:42, 1:08:38 - 1:08:52, 1:11:24 - 1:12:50
    • Rape: 56:05 - 56:52, 58:00 - 58:11, 59:34 - 1:00:12, 1:06:41 - 1:07:15, 1:09:02 - 1:09:33, 1:17:07 - 1:17:21



    1 hr 30 min
  • World's Worst Polycule (Limbo Scott Fitzgerald of Bustafellows, Part 4)

    Today on Evaludate: the game walks back any competence it has ever implied for any of its lead characters, the maddest we have ever been at a player character, and gratuitous bad endings.

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    Content Warnings:

    • Suicide: 31:16 - 37:26, 52:11 - 53:38,  54:23 -  58:34, 1:07:15 - 1:07:21
    • Gun Violence: 42:37 - 44:24, 58:02 - 58:17
    • Incest: 1:27:38 - 1:32:46
    1 hr 39 min
  • Insufferable Convention (Limbo Scott Fitzgerald of Bustafellows, Part 3)

    Today on Evaludate: you know who's Really hurt by the oppression of immigrants? This old-money white American lawyer. Adam continues to steal Limbo's route, and Bustafellows decides their narrative space is better spent on an Inspirational Terminal Child than building any chemistry between its leads.

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    Content Warnings:

    • Child Death: 1:05:26 - 1:15:44

    Sources Referenced:

    • Review of Conflicting Commitments: The Politics of Enforcing Immigration Worker Rights in San Jose and Houston, by Shannon Gleeson
    • Citations Needed Podcast Episode 93: 100 Years of US Media Fueling Anti-Immigrant Sentiment
    1 hr 39 min
  • Hot Literary Takes (Limbo Scott Fitzgerald of Bustafellows, Part 2)

    Today on Evaludate: Air and Madelyn will talk about anything but the man they're supposed to talk about, contractual Otome Heroine niceness, and Bustafellows revs up to do another route about human trafficking and immigration after it handled the subject So Well last time around.

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    55 min

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Evaludate is a podcast about examining straight dating sims from a gay perspective. Co--hosted by Air (https://twitter.com/dragonomatopoei) and Madelyn (https://twitter.com/daingertmadelyn). Follow…