Every Number One Ever

After a minor hiatus, the security staff have turned off all the alarms, and we're allowed to leave the muster area (just opposite, by the bins at the local Costa) and return to the hallowed halls of ENOE Towers. This episode is filled with predictions, booms, drugs, capitalism, and discord (in all its forms).

Let normal service be resumed.

Just a quick bit of info for you. We'll be back NEXT WEEK ladles and jellyspoons!

We've managed to do this every single week for two and a half years without let up. Unfortunately real life has finally found us and we've need to take a short sabbatical. We'll resume our regular scheduled programming very soon.

However, in the interim we've been sifting through the detritus of the first 25 shows to bring you a "Best of" and "Rest of" from our formative weeks. See you guys soon, and hope you enjoy... the past?

OOPSY! You weren't supposed to see (hear) that. We have now uploaded the proper, fit for public consumption version of the show.

Original blurb: Did you know Ray Liotta has died? No, neither did Liam. It is certainly a day of firsts too. Craig pronounces THAT word correctly. There's other stuff in there too, some music bits occasionally. You know, just keeping it varied.

In this episode, Matt will not rest and will not relent until Clock are given due consideration and appreciation. Once that's out of the way, we then get down to business with an encounter with the nation's favourite monkey, Craig continue's to strafe indiscriminately at the Popeye movie, and Liam threatens to lick people again. Plus some music in there too.

And sorry, its a BUMPER episode this week. We really need to be more concise in our ramblings.

In which our intrepid heroes encounter some novelty nonsense, a gay anthem (yes it is!), and get some massive heavy hitters in our picks of the week. There are still terrors lurking in the dark depths of pop music history. What else will get an airing this week?

In which Craig wants to get ploughed, we discovery who has the most leathery appendage, and we embark on a short trip to Faliraki to find the source of the #ffj. Plus, the usual nonsense and some music gets discussed in there at some point too.

Its week like this week when one has to wonder if we're really doing god's work in helping us all towards the light, or if the devil really does make work for idle hands? Do you subscribe the irenaean or augustinian theodicies of podcasting? Have I properly lost the plot? Likely.

In which our heroes encounter a toilet on an album cover, have a little sing song, bemoan mental health, make jokes in binary, and ask the eternal question: will we get another cucumber castle?

Listen, and find out.

Plus, its a weirdly one episode. Some might say specially extended. We say specially distended.

Is this some Simon Cowell-inspired version of Groundhog Day? Are we all doomed to repeat the mistakes of the past? Or by understanding history can we avoid the fate of our pop music forebears (growl x4)?

Or maybe its just a podcast where three lads chat rubbish about pop music and summarily admit or dismiss all the UK number one singles? Probably that one right?