In this episode we do the usual stuff, but also tackle dating websites, Craig's burgeoning documentary career, hear about Matt's trouser situation, find out who was suckling a lamb (or a pig), remind you about the Capitol B-list, and end with a rather sad fact about a boy band. Its all the usual set of oddities. ENJOY!

We're 112 episodes in now. Finding ways to entice you or otherwise tickle your intellectual pickle in these descriptor is proving more and more challenging. AND lets be honest, why would you start here? Go back to the start you weirdo. Those non-weirdos: welcome... in ENOE jam.

Just like the internal logic of our podcast, this will be our number one episode DURING Christmas and as such it will be our xmas episode. And just like the presents one might receive on xmas, some of them are very much welcome additions and others will be regifted quicker than you can say "unana-bin!".

From all of our at ENOE towers, have a very merry Christmas you lovely ho's.

This week the halls of ENOE towers are stuffed to bursting with record breakers, awful Christmas songs featuring MCs, mid 00s dance tunes (I shan't use the word "banger" here), 50s schlock, and perhaps even a Beatles number. At least its eclectic I suppose? You'd get bored if they were all good ones.

Dear listener, this episode will leave you gagged and appalled at Craig's confession of wrongdoing and duplicity! We can only apologise to Mr Scrivens for the hurt and emotional trauma such an admission of guilt might bring to the fore. We would like it known that the behaviour of Mr Lowe does not reflect on the law-abiding nature of ENOE productions. Plus, sharp beards, a holiday song, and a little bit of hepatitis.

This episode arrived late into your feeds. Guess why? Yes dear listener, thats right. I fell asleep. At one point my hammy hands rested on my keyboard and typed "lkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk" for seven pages. But what you can do eh? Better late than never. Once you've heard it you may have wished I'd have slept for longer.

I should say that, whilst this is a lovely bit of nonsense from us this week, it is also perhaps a little... blue? Not the boy band. Its all a little risqué so be warned. Also, are those the mellifluous tones of Ainsley we hear? And will our sticky friend return? 

You might get whiplash from the bizarre switchback turns we have to make in this pod. It couldn't be more all over the place! Also, Matt brings an offensive weapon to the office, Liam channels the spirit of Mae West and we find out that Craig doesn't like 'em long. Wuss.

Ouch! This week we're faced with "a load of modern ones" - thats the luck of the draw I guess. Will we bash them to death as you'd expect? Or are we slightly more nuanced? You tell me. Plus, there's a spider.

There was a lot of talk about willies, crotch framing, and other nethers stuff this week. Not our finest our as far as decorum is concerned. But we do learn some facts and chat some nonsense as per usual, and Craig fails to say names.