Every Number One Ever

In which our intrepid heroes discover the true meaning of "Coastal Lifestyle Acoustic Rock", soundtrack the new advert for a caring bank, have a bit of a boogie to a classic, Liam gets oiled, up, and we all finally learn who the meat bitch was all along.

Maybe the real meat bitch is inside us all... probably not though.

Our intrepid heroes break this thing wide open with discussions of Postman Pat (and his illicit affairs!), the wonder of chewing gum adverts, skiffle and the bible belt. You can't say we're not interdisciplinary here at DAA Towers. There's also a bit of music chat in there too, just for good measure.

In which our heroes encounter a teeny tiny nip, bad underwear, a mouthful of marbles, someone shouting, charity and ice dancers. A lot of weirdness, maybe one day we might discuss music? You never know.

In this episode we do the usual stuff, but also tackle dating websites, Craig's burgeoning documentary career, hear about Matt's trouser situation, find out who was suckling a lamb (or a pig), remind you about the Capitol B-list, and end with a rather sad fact about a boy band. Its all the usual set of oddities. ENJOY!

We're 112 episodes in now. Finding ways to entice you or otherwise tickle your intellectual pickle in these descriptor is proving more and more challenging. AND lets be honest, why would you start here? Go back to the start you weirdo. Those non-weirdos: welcome... in ENOE jam.

Just like the internal logic of our podcast, this will be our number one episode DURING Christmas and as such it will be our xmas episode. And just like the presents one might receive on xmas, some of them are very much welcome additions and others will be regifted quicker than you can say "unana-bin!".

From all of our at ENOE towers, have a very merry Christmas you lovely ho's.

This week the halls of ENOE towers are stuffed to bursting with record breakers, awful Christmas songs featuring MCs, mid 00s dance tunes (I shan't use the word "banger" here), 50s schlock, and perhaps even a Beatles number. At least its eclectic I suppose? You'd get bored if they were all good ones.

Dear listener, this episode will leave you gagged and appalled at Craig's confession of wrongdoing and duplicity! We can only apologise to Mr Scrivens for the hurt and emotional trauma such an admission of guilt might bring to the fore. We would like it known that the behaviour of Mr Lowe does not reflect on the law-abiding nature of ENOE productions. Plus, sharp beards, a holiday song, and a little bit of hepatitis.

This episode arrived late into your feeds. Guess why? Yes dear listener, thats right. I fell asleep. At one point my hammy hands rested on my keyboard and typed "lkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk" for seven pages. But what you can do eh? Better late than never. Once you've heard it you may have wished I'd have slept for longer.

I should say that, whilst this is a lovely bit of nonsense from us this week, it is also perhaps a little... blue? Not the boy band. Its all a little risqué so be warned. Also, are those the mellifluous tones of Ainsley we hear? And will our sticky friend return?