Every Number One Ever

In which our intrepid heroes once again open the tomb of pop's past (and passed) and dust their bones for treasure. Craig reveals himself as a hater, Liam shares a celeb story from his party days, and we find out just what Fergie (not that one) was thinking about aviation technologies.

Without wanting to spoil the tracks of the weeks, gosh are we in for something weird. Bizarre duets, massive teeth, the strangest EP in the history of pop, we pop to Southport for a prawn ring, and we meet some of the cast of Friends. Yes, its a strange week... whats new?!

Gosh. Matt describes the aural experience of flicking your teeth, Craig shares his thoughts on a very 'challenging' individual, Liam gets triggered by tripe TV, and the chaos of the world generally gets to us all. Plus the worlds greatest laugh!

YES! Can you believe it!? It is officially (not officially) the best episode of any podcast in the world ever. Remember that podcast that cured cancer? Or that one that ushered in a new era of world peace? Or that one that gave every listener 500 pounds? Well, this episode is better!

We can't identify which is the big one or the little one, we reintroduce ourselves to Frank Iphone, and we even go for a spin on the Waltzers!

Well I only uploaded the wrong episode didn't I? Some of you have had a sneak peek of next week's best ever episode, but alas you'll have to wait until it drops properly. Until then, you'll have to content yourself with a dive into a lot of 1970s, some actually decent tunes, and David Cameron's all time favourite: Oink!

Well there's one tune in here that is the absolutely perfect for the time of year. And there's a lot of twaddle here too. Liam gets dragged into a dutch wormhole, we land one of the best tracks we've ever had on the show, and Craig goes to the wall to defend his deepest love.

Well? Did you notice last week's description? Not many did. Mainly because in my desire to be quirky, it seems that whatever algorithms are in play in podcast-land have absolutely decimated the stats for last week's episode. Ah well. This one features some interesting comments on George's bottom.

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Imagine if we just typed up a lorem ipsum text here. Would anyone actually notice? Does anyone actually read these? Have I turned my fingers into mere bloody stumps writing this for it to be summarily ignored by all and sundry?

The title for this was originally so horrific we've just had to shorten it to 'melted' but I've changed my mind. You'll have to listen to the episode (I wrote spider then, dunno why) to find out the missing word. You'll also get to hear evidence that Matt is indeed living inside the matrix and that all reality is merely a simulation.