Every Number One Ever

You might get whiplash from the bizarre switchback turns we have to make in this pod. It couldn't be more all over the place! Also, Matt brings an offensive weapon to the office, Liam channels the spirit of Mae West and we find out that Craig doesn't like 'em long. Wuss.

Ouch! This week we're faced with "a load of modern ones" - thats the luck of the draw I guess. Will we bash them to death as you'd expect? Or are we slightly more nuanced? You tell me. Plus, there's a spider.

There was a lot of talk about willies, crotch framing, and other nethers stuff this week. Not our finest our as far as decorum is concerned. But we do learn some facts and chat some nonsense as per usual, and Craig fails to say names.

Its a good job that this week is the week that includes Halloween, because you wouldn't actually believe that this episode went down the way it did. It was bizarre! And there is frankly nothing I can do by way of explanation to mediate expectations or otherwise prepare you for whats about to go down.

Good luck.

Today we've been given a ticket to visit the smoking room at the houses of parliament (not capitalised, they don't deserve it), we learn about dynamo and do some mild character assassination, and we all feel better knowing what to do and not to do with your ex. Enjoy!

The level of chaos is somewhat higher than usual in this episode. No idea why. Maybe it was a full moon? Or maybe now that we're two thirds of the way through we've all gone a bit demob happy. Anyway, this is the episode where we take Ariana to task about some of her 'image' choices, we get a list song, AND Liam shares the dullest fact known to man.

It is our centenary episode! Yes, we've made it to 100 full episodes without any slippage in the the level of professionalism or critical thinking we're so famous for. This episode runs the gamut, with absolute bangers, forgotten gems, awful landfillcore, and some special buzzer sounds. Plus, we finally ask "who was the owl afterall"?

We're nearly two thirds through the grand project so, if you're new here, you've got some serious catching up!

99 is a big number. You know what the next one is right?! That probably explains why we're all a bit weird and giddy at the start of this. This week we've come over all dictionary corner as we learn what JLS really stands for, and how you properly spell Derulo. Oh and how Mungo Jerry sealed Elvis' fate.

We're gonna blow this conspiracy wide open! Did you know that Wales is more important than... what? Oh thats not what you should say today mate. And also this is the episode where we give someone a very unfortunate nickname. Sorry Diana (not that Diana, despite the Wales connection).

I'm sure this all seems very vague but it'll make sense what you've heard it.

Well without wanting to spoil the entire show, realistically we could have done this whole thing in 25 minutes. Had we been more brutal, swift and ruthless with our inevitable judgments, we could all have had time for an extra pint. Oh and Liam saw the northern lights... which was nice.