Everybody Is Awful podcast

Couple of never happened stories and then onto people bitching about not getting their way at a business they went to. What a bunch of fucking babies. Join Jim's Patreon at Patreon.com/jimflorentine for 3 extra Podcasts a week for as little as $5 a month. Also pre order the new Terrorizing Telemarketers Vol. 7 out Sept. 16 here: https://orcd.co/telemarketers

Woman has sex with her dog as boyfriend films it, woman airs out her panties on an airplane, Wife hides guy she's having an affair with in her own house and more. New Terrorizing Telemarketers Vol. 7 preorder available here: http://orcd.co/telemarketers. Join Jim's Patreon for 3 extra Podcasts a week at Patreon.com/jimflorentine. See Jim on tour this fall in Omaha, NE, Fort Worth, TX, Akron, OH, Detroit, MI, Boca Raton, FL and more. All dates at jimflorentine.com.

Women are dating sites like wine, traveling and eating french fries off your plate. Shocking! Join Patreon for 3 extra podcasts for $5 a month at patreon.com/jimflorentine.

Terrible shirts like Permanently Tired, I'm strong like my Coffee, I'm not single I have a Dog. etc.... beyond brutal! Check out my Patreon for 3 extra Podcasts a week for as little as $5 at Patreon.com/jimflorentine. Check out Jim on tour:

Aug. 2 The Starboard Dewey Beach, DE

Aug. 4 Brokeridge Bellmore Long Island, NY

Aug 5 Chaz and AJ comedy benefit show Orange, CT

Aug. 12,13 Uncle Vinnies Comedy Club Point Pleasant, NJ

Aug. 25 B Side Comedy Club Scarsdale, NY

Next Door douchebag wants a dress code for the neighborhood, Chappelle show cancelled, guy gives constant updates on catching covid. Who cares? Join Jim's Patreon at patreon.com/jimflorentine for 3 extra podcasts a week for $5 a month. Check out Jim on tour:

Aug. 2 Dewey Beach, DE

Aug. 4 Bellmore Long Island, NY

Aug. 5 Orange, CT

All dates at Jimflorentine.com

Sorry no intro music to this episode. Technical problems. Check out patreon.com/jimflorentine for 3 extra podcasts a week. I'll be performing in Fairfield, CT 7/21 and Indianapolis 7/22. All info on jimflorentine.com

Audio clip of a podcast listener calling out a newscaster for his dumb slang word he used on live TV. Also, a bunch of dumb inspirational quotes that mean nothing and help no one. Sign up for Jim's Patreon for as little as $5 a month for 3 extra podcasts a week. See Jim live this week 7/14-16 in Rochester, NY and next week 7/21 in Fairfield, CT and 7/22 Indianapolis. All tour dates on jimflorentine.com

A guy gives his jail time a 5 star yelp review, another "Almost" kidnapping on the nextdoor app and some asshole posts a picture of a dead fawn for sympathy.

More people bitching they didn't get their way including a business that was closed but stayed open for a mad customer and he wound up giving them a one star yelp review for being out of french fries! Join Jim's Patreon for 3 extra podcasts for a week for $5 a month at patreon.com/jimflorentine. Check out Jim performing live in Milwaukee, Tampa, Orlando and Rochester, NY in the next few weeks. All dates are at jimflorentine.com.

Jim goes over some pretty awful slang words like Sammies, Cranky-pated, Buckaroonies, slid into my DM's and more.  Sign up for Jim's patreon for 3 extra podcasts a week for as little as $5 at patreon.com/jimflorentine. Check out Jim on tour

June 22 Funnybone Albany, NY

June 24,25 Catch A Rising Star Princeton, NJ

July 2 Potawatomi Casino Milwaukee, WI

July 7-9 Sidesplitters Tampa, FL

July 10 Improv Orlando, FL

July 14-16 Comedy At The Carlson Rochester, NY