5-1 in Week 1. Let's talk Week 2. 

Texas Football is finally upon us. The Longhorns get set to open up Year 2 of the Sark era tomorrow night against the Warhawks of ULM. What should we expect from Quinn Ewers in his Texas debut? What needs to happen for you to have confidence going into the Alabama game next weekend? Who needs to impress this year for the Horns to make a run at a Big 12 championship? Joe Cook & BK discuss all of those topics and more. Plus, the guys give their season predictions for the Longhorns and present their "locks of the week" for college football's opening weekend. 

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Paul and Ian Boyd have a wide-ranging conversation about UL-Monroe, how to get Ewers comfortable, the optimal Texas defense and personnel groupings, the larger Big 12 race (with special emphasis on TCU, West Virginia, Baylor, KSU) and the implications of the portal and NIL in remaking and sustaining a program. 

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Wanna pitch some bets every week? Sure you do.

Due to my mediocre abilities as a handicapper, I'm drafting everyone so that we may all lose win together. In the same vein as Shark Tank, pitch your bets and we will all evaluate them critically. Do your best Mr Wonderful and Mark Cuban.

My focus will be on college football, but I'm willing to hear pitches on obscure secondary sports like major league baseball, harness racing, and jai alai.

Paul and Powerful Joe Cook (fresh off of the monkeypox beat) talk a little poetry and why pole dancers are more talented than divers, before getting into the Texas depth chart (or lack thereof), old journalists failing at hot takes, monkey slander, and some general thoughts about the looming season opener against Louisiana-Monroe. Joe also breaks down press box culture, answering the questions we all want to know. Football is almost here - let's do this! 

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Joe & BK are back! On this week's episode, the guys recap the nightmare-ish scrimmage from this past weekend. How will the Longhorns overcome injuries to a couple of key players on offense? Plus, are we concerned that Sark hasn't named a starting QB yet? Finally, the guys give updates on some of the most contentious position battles going on in fall camp.

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Paul and Ian continue their discussion: Guilbeau Baggins at nickel, the decisive aspects of the QB battle, Paul's crackpot theory about where Card may be best vs. Ewers, Keilan Robinson's limitations in 21 personnel, the prospects of starting freshman OL. Ian does an instructive breakdown of the play action passing game, specifically RPOs. Why is it a tactic that you either want to flirt with or commit to fully, but don't want to mess with Mr In Between? And why is it more likely that Texas embraces the concept in light of Neyor's injury to juice the running game and create options in the passing game? 

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Paul and special guest Ian Boyd drop Dad jokes and quickly segue to a discussion about how Texas will deal with the catastrophic season losses of Isaiah Neyor and Junior Angilau and several other minor injuries to Texas starters. How does the offensive approach change and what are the knock on effects at other positions? 

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Paul & Joe discuss the Longhorn QB battle, beginning with a Maalik Murphy overview, before exploring the pros and cons of Quinn Ewers and Hudson Card. They also try to provide some context for growing pains and learning curves in Longhorn QB history. Paul attempts a MMA/Boxing comp for Hudson Card's struggles in the transitional part of the game, which may be completely off, but if it made any sense, let him know. Finally, they explore the concept of The Gamer - the guy who can't do it in practice, but comes up big in games. 

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That title could only mean that Paul is joined by Powerful Joe Cook of Inside Texas, a recent victim of cruel accountability memes. In this podcast, Paul attempts to make Joe take accountability for anything - anything at all - while discussing khaki jeans, Lord of the Flies summer camps, how Joe should treat any media member foolish enough to sit in his seat, and the season opening press conferences. What should we make of Sark's thoughts and Pete Kwiatowksi's defensive preferences? Who are the best 11 on D? Is Ovie Oghoufo new and improved? Would opera glasses help Joe's field access? 

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