Everyone Gets a Trophy

You know what time it is EGAT fans? It's time for the Yoakum Tom Tom Festival! The premier tomato based festival between Victoria and Cuero. Oh and also college baseball playoffs, offseason football talk and even some basketball meanderings. Randy and Paul cover a lot of ground, drop a few nuggets and generally talk nonsense for an hour and half. Why is the only acceptable outcome for the 2023 Texas Football Team a Big 12 title? Find out here. Please subscribe, rate, review.

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The Texas football Kool Aid in this podcast may cause jittery anticipation and tooth decay. Paul & the Oracle of Yoakum break down the Texas spring game and spring practices even more and hold forth on Maalik Murphy's light turning on, why Jordan Whittington is headed for a big season and the reasons that the Texas defense should dare teams to run on them by getting as many talented cornerbacks on the field as possible. Why does Randy think that Texas will run the ball better than people expect and who will be the Longhorn lead running back?

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It's Part 2 of the Texas Longhorn Spring Football Game Breakdown. Paul and Ian talk about how to solve Edge, the improvements in secondary depth and talent, the defensive line, the athleticism of Anthony Hill and why it might be time to revive the Dirty Dime. It's football talk (and a couple of movie asides).

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Paul and Ian break down the Spring Game offense. Quinn Ewers, Maalik Murphy, Arch Manning, the receiver upgrades, Blue flashing at running back and the offensive line are all discussed in detail. Jump in and let's do this.

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Snakebitten (and zebra bitten) Texas basketball bows out on the precipice of the Final Four as Rodney Terry earns the big job. Paul & Randy break down the tournament, lament some odd officiating and a couple of bad breaks and talk about what will ultimately determine Rodney Terry's success. That leads to an interesting tangent on over and underachievement. Texas Hoops properly achieved. Texas baseball extends its 15 game winning streak at the expense of the Pooooor Aggies. What's working for the Horns? El Rey De Los Burros also schools Paul on some baseball wisdom, from freezing pitchers to how an elite college baseball team would fare in the pros. The usual number of tangents ensue, from soap box derbies, python bounties in the Everglades to construction site theft. 

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We're back...and so is college basketball! Texas is in the Sweet 16 and college basketball is good again. Paul and Randy talk March Madness, the awesome games we've watched, the great matchups to come and the general excitement of college hoops putting out a good product at Texas and nationwide. What are the keys to Texas beating Xavier and making a Final Four run? What teams do they like to advance across each region? Then they get into Longhorn baseball, athletic specialization for kids and Texas spring football practice. What injured player from last year recovering will have the biggest impact for the Horns?

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Paul & Randy talk about CDC's town hall, which was laden with interesting info about Texas sports and the SEC move. Also check ins on UT basketball's tourney chances, a slow start to baseball and why Texas should be the frontrunner for the Big 12 football title. Pepper in some tangents about the singularity, Applebees and a prospective night game Cotton Bowl and you have all the ingredients for top shelf entertainment. Well, middle shelf. 

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Texas to the SEC in 2024! The deal is done. Paul and Randy talk about the move, their excitement, the need to challenge Texas athletics to eliminate complacency, dream road trips, how to structure the SEC schedule, whether "Texas is ready." We even snuck in a little Quinn Ewers mullet cut talk along with some Super Bowl and wildlife musings. But you know what this episode is about...

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Paul and Randy are back and they discuss...everything? They dig on football portal transfers Mitchell, Holmes and Catalon, talk awful kid's Youtube shows, reflect on the NFL playoffs and the hilarious futility of being a Cowboys fan as embodied in their final play of the season, discuss why they're not sweating the Alamo Bowl loss, ponder our man crush on Joe Burrow, examine the weird and unexpected leveling up of Marcus Carr, Texas hoops, how snake farms work, African notions of civic liability, why freak athletes aren't like us, and Randy's Job Site Tales. 

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Paul & Randy briefly discuss the legendary high school pitcher who bested two Texas national champions via the transitive property and then break down Texas portal needs, the Texas-Washington Alamo Bowl, Aztec human sacrifice, the rest of the college bowl slate, why construction job sites are always a cast of colorful characters.

The time is now for your new mortgage or refi with Gabe Winslow at 832-557-1095 or MortgagesbyGabe. Then get your financial life in order with advisor David McClellan with a free consult: [email protected]. Read his personal finance series at Kiplinger! Need a great CenTex realtor? Contact Laura Baker at 512-784-0505 or [email protected].