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This week on the show Adam and Bryon are joined by Chris, and not as a guest, Chris literally joins Adam and Bryon in holy matrimony.

This week the guys rub their privates together and kiss long and deep. Find out which one of them cummed, in next weeks description.

This week on the show Chris, Adam and Bryon kill a guy with hammers and discuss how they plan on getting rid of the body.

This week on the show Adam debuts his first single “Water” off of his upcoming album “Black Sunrise”. Water was a culmination of Adam’s experiences throughout his life. The song is a metaphor about finding that which cleanses the body and the soul. It dissects the paradoxical nature of deriving happiness from both the light and the dark, while remaining staid in an understanding that diametrically opposing emotions are not meant to tear you apart, but instead, are there to stretch you to new limits and help you grow. It’s about finding that which heals you and that which hurts and accept that we are all the sum of our experiences, and that life is but a test to see if we as individuals will rise up against adversity and unite in understanding. Chris joins him.

This week Adam and Bryon prove that two guys can swear for 30 minutes straight on either side of a song about the weeks happenings, almost daring you to never listen to our stupid diarrhea-dog-dinks-flapping-mouths ever again.

This description aims to summarize this weeks episode perfectly, but fails in execution.

This week on the show Bryon and Adam come to the realization that you’ve seen my hands our steady you've seen our face before. Soon you can take your last look, and they'll close the door. We stand accused before you. We have no tears to cry, and you will never break us, till the day we die.

A criminal mind is all we’ve ever known. They tried to reform us. But we’re made of cold stone. A criminal mind is all we’ve ever had. Ask one who's known us if we’re really so bad...

There are many reasons that I enjoy podcasting. The freedom to do whatever I want in what I would deem as my own creative space is one of them. In many ways the kitchen has also become a creative space for me. Cooking is something I truly enjoy, and the track is seemingly endless for indefinite and ongoing improvement. Cooking can be challenging. It can be fun. It can be frustrating, and even meditative at times. It’s also a passion that could not survive in a vacuum, which is why I enjoy sharing it with others. Sharing in the love of cooking, the experiences and techniques, as well as the dishes themselves, never ceases to yield a reward of some kind. Last week I had the privilege of talking food with two people who I truly admire in the kitchen. David, the producer of the Unwritable Rant podcast and Nick of Epic Film Guys, and RestauRANT joined me for a couple hours to discuss all things food. We discuss the best and worst of online cooking videos, early cooking inspirations, five ingredient recipes, and top it all off with three signature dishes that are sure to please. Pull up a seat and enjoy!

This week on the show Adam thinks back about Missy Elliot and Chris Bridges (aka Ludacris) and about how if neither of them were famous (at the time) they’d probably be a real world couple. They were both decent looking and would probably live somewhere in Louisiana, raising a couple kids. Chris would probably drive tow truck, and Missy would manage a bait and tackle shop. None of this is in the actual episode, but just know that Adam was thinking about it the entire time he was talking about other things with Bryon.

What’s better than hearing two pals with pepperoni nipples sit down to talk about a guy pulling his pud on an airplane? Well, I can think of one thing. Imagine having a chance encounter with someone who did you dirty back in the day. Imagine your brain scrambling to place that familiar face as your stomach fills with a sick feeling when you slowly realize who they are, and remember how they did you. This sick feeling is quickly relieved by the giddy realization that shit ain’t exactly working out for them—nope. Sure they were content for a while after they decided to dump your ass like a cold cup of coffee. But, that happiness was fleeting in every sense of the word. Turns out they needed someone in their lives like you to maintain a sane state of equilibrium, and with you out of the picture they bounced around for a while, swinging from dick-to-dick like some kind of slutty Tarzan creature, in a series of relationships, each more destructive than the last. It’s obvious this person’s bad choices have found them sleeping on a futon, slowly developing lower back issues and an eventual pain pill addiction. So now fast-forward to present, and they bump into you and you can see this stuff written all over their face. Imagine for a split second you see this look of quiet contemplation in their eye, and you know what it is. You know they’re imagining how much better their life could have been if they’d just done right by you. Oh, well…too bad so sad. You own your own drywall company now. You have two and a half kids and wife who works at a rec centre, who also knows you like a finger in the butt when you’ve been drinking. So to hell with this dusty old relic and her numb eyes. Doing you dirty was the best thing she ever could have done for you. You should remember to thank her. Also, this week we talk about sex ed.