Everyone Has A Podcast

This week Adam, Bryon, and Chris come into the show with their genitals flaccid, droopy, and unseemly. If you were to judge the state of their health based solely off of the appearance of their genitals, you could easily assume that all three of them have the flu (or some similar virus). Their ball bags are all very heavy, and have easily doubled in size, hanging much lower (and looser) than usual. Everything is just hot and stuck together. In the second half of the show, the guys come back and something has changed drastically. Their once pathetic looking sex organs are now fully ripened, and stand in a turgid display of confidence. There’s a springy virile strength to their fully erect cocks. If you were to hold a hand a couple inches off of the tops of their genitalia, you would feel heat radiating off of them from the increased blood flow. This stays true for the remainder of the episode.

This week on the show Adam and Bryon are joined by long time pal, Chris. When you get these three rapscallions together in one room, its a ‘just add water’ recipe for calamity and slipshod banter! If you’re looking for a trio to listen to who have tact and couth, you may want to give these guys a wide birth. Fair warning. To simply put it, these three aren’t afraid to ‘go there’. So if you have the aforementioned sensitivities, I’d recommend keeping a ten-foot-pole’s distance between yourself and this episode. The inmates are quite literally running the asylum (yeah, the insane asylum) this week. If this DOES pique your interest, well, then come on in, and have a listen, if not, I’d go listen to the most recent episode of the One Word, Go! Show. They’re talking about birds this week. www.owgshow.com

This week on the show the two swinging dicks you’re used to, talk about simulation theory, HQties, and pregnant cat livestreams. After the break the fat cocked hosts talk about dealing with human remains and what happens after you fucking die.

This week Bryon is back to explain his absence. He and Adam discuss being injured, and talk about people being upset. In the second half of the show they discuss an ornery elephant and money moves.

This week Adam is pretty sure that Bryon is dead. Rather than tracking Bryon down, Adam does the podcast solo, in hopes that Bryon’s big body will turn up, preferably alive. Adam talks about a bunff of stumpf. Skrrrrt, brap, pop, popple, woppa, woop, yeet, yeet, YEET, YEET! Brrdddd. I’m a brrrrrrrrd! Hahaha. Fuck this description. Seriously! I’ve given up caring about it, or anything. I’m just starting to phone all of this in… Let’s really be honest here. I want to just quit this life (not in that way) I want to just hunt for treasure with people I barely know, on a boat. Hitting the high seas, y’know? Hunting for whatever. Treasure, maybe a sea monster…who knows. I’d get tatted up, and eat food with just a knife, also I’d have an eye patch. Also, a sword. Whatever the fuck a scimitar is… Yeah, I’d have two of ‘em! And I’d be fair, but if you fucked with me or my crew, I’d cut you to ribbons.

In the very first episode, Adam and Bryon take you through the first few chapters of Genesis. Be sure to subscribe to Let's Read the Bible on Apple Podcasts so that you never miss an episode.

This week Adam and Bryon tackle a woman’s drunken tirade in a breakfast food establishment, before discussing some crazy lady’s approach to changing diapers. Later in the show, a special guest makes an appearance and then after a little while the show ends, and we play our outro music and just start sucking each other off, because who the fuck is really reading this!? I’m only doing it for the SEO and I BARELY know what that is!

This week Adam and Bryon discuss neighbours, VLT’s, microwaving piss, and dropping nukes.

This week Adam and Bryon have a full docket of things to talk about, so they do. They discuss Pansexuality, Korean Super Friends, Shampoo shenanigans, and Presidential slights against the para-olympiats. It’s an episode you shouldn’t miss, unless you’re busy, and have other things going on in your life, in which case, get that in order first. We’ll still be here next week anyway.

This week Theresa Crout is back on the show in an episode full of exclusives! Theresa Crout is a Tampa based artist, renowned for her VooDoods! Check Theresa out at www.theresacrout.com, on Instagram and Twitter @theresacrout, and also on Facebook at her page: Theresa Crout Artist.