Everyone's A Critic

Well folks, we talked about the podcast a lot yesterday. Did a bit of editing. Never once realized we missed our upload. 

On today's episode, Jess finally talks some serious shop. Like, some seriously serious shop, with the Baker's Edge Brownie Pan. Because who doesn't want a little more edge these days?

Also, we politely request our money back money back money back money back ribs.

And only at two minutes over. Damn it.

Music used in this episode includes:

'Ad Break': Guillaume Tucker - Bebop Molecule

http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Guillaume_Tucker/2015021275957958/BebopMolecule-GTucker-Verdigris

Outro: Jahzzar - Green Lights

http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Jahzzar/Tumbling_Dishes_Like_Old-Mans_Wishes/Green_Lights

And our theme song: Steve Combs - Drag Chain

http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Steve_Combs/Speaking_in_Spirals_1809/03_Drag_Chain

Look, we recorded this one around Christmas, so today's episode has a certain theme to it. A certain sort of motif. And we're not saying it's "eat the rich." That's not the theme. We're definitely not landing on that one. Boot the rich? Now THERE'S a theme.

Besides, who has time to hate on rich folks when we're too busy grilling indoors, storing change in our water bottles, and doing puzzles that our just for boys. Certainly not us.

And all at 1hr 6min too. It's a Christmas ... what's the opposite of a miracle? Shitshow? That one.

Music used in this episode includes:

Alpharetta insert: Appalachian Coal Mines - Mid-Air Machine

http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Ask%20Again/Midnight_Caravan/Coal_Miners

'Ad Break': Guillaume Tucker - Bebop Molecule

http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Guillaume_Tucker/2015021275957958/BebopMolecule-GTucker-Verdigris

Outro: Jahzzar - Green Lights

http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Jahzzar/Tumbling_Dishes_Like_Old-Mans_Wishes/Green_Lights

And our theme song: Steve Combs - Drag Chain

http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Steve_Combs/Speaking_in_Spirals_1809/03_Drag_Chain

In today's episode, we return to the Belligerent Bibliophobe's Book Nook for a wide-eyed look at some children's classics. After all, how could anyone be upset with Brown Bear, Brown Bear? It's just a picture book about a bear, for shit's sake. I mean, seriously, if we can take a moment. How.

Also, we journey to Surprise, Arizona for a surprise trip to the Surprise Subway. I bet nobody saw that coming. 

And all at a sensual 55 minutes! We did it!

Music used in this episode includes:

'Ad Break': Guillaume Tucker - Bebop Molecule

http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Guillaume_Tucker/2015021275957958/BebopMolecule-GTucker-Verdigris

Outro: Jahzzar - Green Lights

http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Jahzzar/Tumbling_Dishes_Like_Old-Mans_Wishes/Green_Lights

And our theme song: Steve Combs - Drag Chain

http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Steve_Combs/Speaking_in_Spirals_1809/03_Drag_Chain

Don't you hate it when you buy your soap in bulk from the CostCo, and you scrubadubdub all the soap away and now you've just got this big box and you're like, what am I gonna do with this big soap box?

Anyway, I passed a pizza and games chain and it made me ranty. In other news, Jess brings the funny with her reviews for frito pie (with Wolf Brand Chili) and LaCroix (sp?).

And at a stodgy, shitty 5 minutes over. I blame capitalism.

Music used in this episode includes:

'Ad Break': Guillaume Tucker - Bebop Molecule

http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Guillaume_Tucker/2015021275957958/BebopMolecule-GTucker-Verdigris

Outro: Jahzzar - Green Lights

http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Jahzzar/Tumbling_Dishes_Like_Old-Mans_Wishes/Green_Lights

And our theme song: Steve Combs - Drag Chain

http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Steve_Combs/Speaking_in_Spirals_1809/03_Drag_Chain

In today's episode, we find out how shallow the Yelp rabbit hole gets. We also talk about more creative uses for nuts, a brashly named barbecue joint, and Sally's unwanted thoughts on said 'Q. 

It's a short one folks. 53 minutes. I can't fucking believe it. 

Music used in this episode includes:

'Ad Break': Guillaume Tucker - Bebop Molecule

http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Guillaume_Tucker/2015021275957958/BebopMolecule-GTucker-Verdigris

Outro: Jahzzar - Green Lights

http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Jahzzar/Tumbling_Dishes_Like_Old-Mans_Wishes/Green_Lights

And our theme song: Steve Combs - Drag Chain

http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Steve_Combs/Speaking_in_Spirals_1809/03_Drag_Chain