Everyone's A Critic

Ken's boiled eggs. "Classic" Buffalo Wings. Sassy Yankee Candle surveys. Today's episode has it all, including the return of our extra spicy segment, Talk Shit, Get Dragged. 

And at a smooth 60 minutes, no less!

Music used in this episode includes:

"Party Pete's Pepper and Plosive Power Hour" Theme: BOPD - 2.2.05

http://freemusicarchive.org/music/BOPD/2005_Stayin_Alive_InstruMentals/2205

'Ad Break': Guillaume Tucker - Bebop Molecule

http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Guillaume_Tucker/2015021275957958/BebopMolecule-GTucker-Verdigris

Outro: Jahzzar - Green Lights

http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Jahzzar/Tumbling_Dishes_Like_Old-Mans_Wishes/Green_Lights

And our theme song: Steve Combs - Drag Chain

http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Steve_Combs/Speaking_in_Spirals_1809/03_Drag_Chain

The Fresh Prince of Subway goes by many names. Wears many faces. As the much sought-after heir to the throne of Sandwich, he has to. But don't worry, we've got the inside scope, including the Prince's latest trip to Dallas, Texas, where he encountered many a Subway worker who, god forbid, speaks English as a second language.

Meanwhile, Jess queries AllRecipes for pumpkin-flavored dog treats, and we get ejected from a Bengay comedy club.

All at an oh-so-tasty 54 minutes!

Music used in this episode includes:

Fresh Prince of Subway Theme: Lee Rosevere - Get the Gist

http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Lee_Rosevere/2015021275957958/Lee_Rosevere_-_02_-_Get_the_Gist

'Ad Break': Guillaume Tucker - Bebop Molecule

http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Guillaume_Tucker/2015021275957958/BebopMolecule-GTucker-Verdigris

Outro: Jahzzar - Green Lights

http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Jahzzar/Tumbling_Dishes_Like_Old-Mans_Wishes/Green_Lights

And our theme song: Steve Combs - Drag Chain

http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Steve_Combs/Speaking_in_Spirals_1809/03_Drag_Chain

We recorded this during some dark times in our country's history. There's no glossing over that fact. But no matter how bad things get, Dick Strawbridge and his wild, wild cabins are there to help. Oh, and did we forget to mention that he's a Lieutenant-Colonel with the British Army? So actually, that'll be Lt Colonel Dick Strawbridge to you. 

Also, Jess talks about Uno and vegetarian lasagna, while I introduce our newest segment: Doctor Doctor, actually I don't trust you very much. 

But who cares about any of that; this is a Dick Strawbridge podcast now. And at a limber 53 minutes, no less!

Music used in this episode includes:

'Ad Break': Guillaume Tucker - Bebop Molecule

http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Guillaume_Tucker/2015021275957958/BebopMolecule-GTucker-Verdigris

Outro: Jahzzar - Green Lights

http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Jahzzar/Tumbling_Dishes_Like_Old-Mans_Wishes/Green_Lights

And our theme song: Steve Combs - Drag Chain

http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Steve_Combs/Speaking_in_Spirals_1809/03_Drag_Chain

Parents, it's okay to give your kid a hotdog every now and then. That's fine. But a hotdog stuffed with cheese, wrapped in bacon, then dipped in maple syrup? Fuck it, why not.

Also in today's episode, Jess takes us to Rue 21. American Aeropostle. One of those. We also dish the deets on Nyquil and all of it's great, great features.

All at a sexy 57 minutes, no less!

Music used in this episode includes:

'Ad Break': Guillaume Tucker - Bebop Molecule

http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Guillaume_Tucker/2015021275957958/BebopMolecule-GTucker-Verdigris

Outro: Jahzzar - Green Lights

http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Jahzzar/Tumbling_Dishes_Like_Old-Mans_Wishes/Green_Lights

And our theme song: Steve Combs - Drag Chain

http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Steve_Combs/Speaking_in_Spirals_1809/03_Drag_Chain

My dear Snuggie, once you were the talk of the town. Now, here you sit on Amazon, derided by the masses, shouting into the void "I'm more than a robe you wear backwards! I know it!"

Also in this week's episode, Jonathan takes us on a grand tour of Pocatello, Idaho: the most average city on Earth. We also check in with the Yoga monsters at Whole Foods.

I really tried to get it under an hour, I swear!

Music used in this episode includes:

Pocatello Ad: Doctor Turtle - Doctor Talos Answers the Door

http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Doctor_Turtle/none_given_1561/Doctor_Turtle_-_Doctor_Talos_Answers_The_Door

"Ad Break" Music: Guillaume Tucker - Bebop Molecule

http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Guillaume_Tucker/2015021275957958/BebopMolecule-GTucker-Verdigris

Outro Music: Jahzzar - Green Lights

http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Jahzzar/Tumbling_Dishes_Like_Old-Mans_Wishes/Green_Lights

And our theme song: Steve Combs - Drag Chain

http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Steve_Combs/Speaking_in_Spirals_1809/03_Drag_Chain