Everyone's A Critic

Everyone's A Critic

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  • Ep. 8: O Snuggie, Where Art Thou?
    My dear Snuggie, once you were the talk of the town. Now, here you sit on Amazon, derided by the masses, shouting into the void "I'm more than a robe you wear backwards! I know it!"
    Also in this week's episode, Jonathan takes us on a grand tour of Pocatello, Idaho: the most average city on Earth. We also check in with the Yoga monsters at Whole Foods.
    I really tried to get it under an hour, I swear!
     
    Music used in this episode includes:
    Pocatello Ad: Doctor Turtle - Doctor Talos Answers the Door
    http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Doctor_Turtle/none_given_1561/Doctor_Turtle_-_Doctor_Talos_Answers_The_Door
    "Ad Break" Music: Guillaume Tucker - Bebop Molecule
    http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Guillaume_Tucker/2015021275957958/BebopMolecule-GTucker-Verdigris
    Outro Music: Jahzzar - Green Lights
    http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Jahzzar/Tumbling_Dishes_Like_Old-Mans_Wishes/Green_Lights
    And our theme song: Steve Combs - Drag Chain
    http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Steve_Combs/Speaking_in_Spirals_1809/03_Drag_Chain
    1 hr 3 min
  • Ep 7: Go to Bed, Kathy

    Here's some advice: if you get fiesty one night and have too much "whine," *don't* hop online and criticize beloved TV chefs. Because you'll get dragged. Also this week, Jess shares recipes for stinky fish salad and triggers GERD sufferers everywhere with reviews for Flamin' Hot Cheetos.

    It's only an hour long!

    Music used in this episode includes:

    Guillaume Tucker - Bebop Molecule

    http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Guillaume_Tucker/2015021275957958/BebopMolecule-GTucker-Verdigris

    Jahzzar - Green Lights

    http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Jahzzar/Tumbling_Dishes_Like_Old-Mans_Wishes/Green_Lights


    And our theme song: Steve Combs - Drag Chain

    http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Steve_Combs/Speaking_in_Spirals_1809/03_Drag_Chain

    1 hr 1 min
  • Ep 7: Go to Bed, Kathy
    Here's some advice: if you get fiesty one night and have too much "whine," *don't* hop online and criticize beloved TV chefs. Because you'll get dragged. Also this week, Jess shares recipes for stinky fish salad and triggers GERD sufferers everywhere with reviews for Flamin' Hot Cheetos.
    It's only an hour long!
    Music used in this episode includes:
    Guillaume Tucker - Bebop Molecule
    http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Guillaume_Tucker/2015021275957958/BebopMolecule-GTucker-Verdigris
    Jahzzar - Green Lights
    http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Jahzzar/Tumbling_Dishes_Like_Old-Mans_Wishes/Green_LightsAnd our theme song: Steve Combs - Drag Chain
    http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Steve_Combs/Speaking_in_Spirals_1809/03_Drag_Chain
    1 hr 1 min
  • Ep 6: House of Leaves 2

    In this back-to-school special, spies communicate over the dictionary, reviewers go hard on Office Depot, and Jeff Bezos shoots your processed food from space.

    And all at a sexy 58:00, no less!

     

    Music used in this episode includes:

    Computer Music All-Stars - May the Chords Be with You

    http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Computer_Music_All-Stars/May_the_Chords_Be_with_You/May_the_Chords_Be_with_You

    Jahzzar - Green Lights

    http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Jahzzar/Tumbling_Dishes_Like_Old-Mans_Wishes/Green_Lights

    And our theme song: Steve Combs - Drag Chain

    http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Steve_Combs/Speaking_in_Spirals_1809/03_Drag_Chain

    58 min
  • Ep 6: House of Leaves 2
    In this back-to-school special, spies communicate over the dictionary, reviewers go hard on Office Depot, and Jeff Bezos shoots your processed food from space.
    And all at a sexy 58:00, no less!
     
    Music used in this episode includes:
    Computer Music All-Stars - May the Chords Be with Youhttp://freemusicarchive.org/music/Computer_Music_All-Stars/May_the_Chords_Be_with_You/May_the_Chords_Be_with_You
    Jahzzar - Green Lightshttp://freemusicarchive.org/music/Jahzzar/Tumbling_Dishes_Like_Old-Mans_Wishes/Green_Lights
    And our theme song: Steve Combs - Drag Chainhttp://freemusicarchive.org/music/Steve_Combs/Speaking_in_Spirals_1809/03_Drag_Chain
    58 min
  • Ep 5: The Paula Deen Ravine

    Well, we've had a promising run. In today's episode, I kill the funny, and the podcast, by digging far too deep into the Deen. We also contract multiple cases of food poisoning at the Cracker Barrel, and our dog tries to steal top billing in our fledgling, now dead, production.

    It's barely more than an hour long!

     

    Music used in this episode includes:

    Computer Music All-Stars - May the Chords Be with You

    http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Computer_Music_All-Stars/May_the_Chords_Be_with_You/May_the_Chords_Be_with_You

    Jahzzar - Green Lights

    http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Jahzzar/Tumbling_Dishes_Like_Old-Mans_Wishes/Green_Lights

    And our theme song: Steve Combs - Drag Chain

    http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Steve_Combs/Speaking_in_Spirals_1809/03_Drag_Chain

    1 hr 5 min
  • Ep 5: The Paula Deen Ravine
    Well, we've had a promising run. In today's episode, I kill the funny, and the podcast, by digging far too deep into the Deen. We also contract multiple cases of food poisoning at the Cracker Barrel, and our dog tries to steal top billing in our fledgling, now dead, production.
    It's barely more than an hour long!
     
    Music used in this episode includes:
    Computer Music All-Stars - May the Chords Be with Youhttp://freemusicarchive.org/music/Computer_Music_All-Stars/May_the_Chords_Be_with_You/May_the_Chords_Be_with_You
    Jahzzar - Green Lightshttp://freemusicarchive.org/music/Jahzzar/Tumbling_Dishes_Like_Old-Mans_Wishes/Green_Lights
    And our theme song: Steve Combs - Drag Chainhttp://freemusicarchive.org/music/Steve_Combs/Speaking_in_Spirals_1809/03_Drag_Chain
    1 hr 5 min
  • Ep 4: Of Androids and Demons

    Matt Iseman. Ted Allen. Alton Brown. They used to be humans once. In this week's unraveling episode, find out what Marc Summers did with them. We launch a deadly assault on our pop filters in order to bring you the deepest dirt on ScrippsGate. Also, Sandra Lee is a demon. 

    It's way over an hour long again! Oh no!

    Music used in this episode includes:

    Computer Music All-Stars - May the Chords Be with You

    http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Computer_Music_All-Stars/May_the_Chords_Be_with_You/May_the_Chords_Be_with_You

    Jahzzar - Green Lights

    http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Jahzzar/Tumbling_Dishes_Like_Old-Mans_Wishes/Green_Lights

    And our theme song: Steve Combs - Drag Chain

    http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Steve_Combs/Speaking_in_Spirals_1809/03_Drag_Chain

    1 hr 14 min
  • Ep 4: Of Androids and Demons
    Matt Iseman. Ted Allen. Alton Brown. They used to be humans once. In this week's unraveling episode, find out what Marc Summers did with them. We launch a deadly assault on our pop filters in order to bring you the deepest dirt on ScrippsGate. Also, Sandra Lee is a demon. 
    It's way over an hour long again! Oh no!
    Music used in this episode includes:
    Computer Music All-Stars - May the Chords Be with Youhttp://freemusicarchive.org/music/Computer_Music_All-Stars/May_the_Chords_Be_with_You/May_the_Chords_Be_with_You
    Jahzzar - Green Lightshttp://freemusicarchive.org/music/Jahzzar/Tumbling_Dishes_Like_Old-Mans_Wishes/Green_Lights
    And our theme song: Steve Combs - Drag Chainhttp://freemusicarchive.org/music/Steve_Combs/Speaking_in_Spirals_1809/03_Drag_Chain
    1 hr 14 min
  • Ep 3: Tom Hooper's Big Day Out

    In today's episode, we pack our sunscreen and visors for a trip to Myrtle Beach, while Jess shares reviews for some of her deepest loves and hates. Also, Tom Hooper's latest project raises numerous questions, mostly about putting Tom Hanks in a morphsuit.

    It's way over an hour long!

    1 hr 13 min

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