Everyone's A Critic

You thought you'd had enough dogs. But AllRecipes' appetite for dogs can never be sated. Its ambivalent eye always forever roams the horizon, seeking new ways to devour some emulsified pork.  

On a happier note, Jess talks sweet tea, the South's love of sugar, and deodorants full of plant stuff. Classic.

And at a satisfying 56 minutes, no less! 

Music used in this episode includes:

'Ad Break': Guillaume Tucker - Bebop Molecule

http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Guillaume_Tucker/2015021275957958/BebopMolecule-GTucker-Verdigris

Outro: Jahzzar - Green Lights

http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Jahzzar/Tumbling_Dishes_Like_Old-Mans_Wishes/Green_Lights

And our theme song: Steve Combs - Drag Chain

http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Steve_Combs/Speaking_in_Spirals_1809/03_Drag_Chain

Today, on this humble November 28th, we give thanks (and take thanks) for all the vegetarian burger crumbles we received this year. We turned em into stews and loaves, cakes and stirfries. Just a little dry Boca, rubbed between your dry, dry hands. Hmm.

Also, I take us on a grand ol' journey to Grand Island, Nebraska, where the grass is green and the water slides are pretty. Plus we have a special announcement from an ol' friend of the show.

And only at a golly-gee 62 minutes! Rats!

Music used in this episode includes:

Presidential Announcement: US Coast Guard Band - You're a Grand Old Flag 

https://www.loc.gov/item/ihas.100010450/

'Ad Break': Guillaume Tucker - Bebop Molecule

http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Guillaume_Tucker/2015021275957958/BebopMolecule-GTucker-Verdigris

Outro: Jahzzar - Green Lights

http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Jahzzar/Tumbling_Dishes_Like_Old-Mans_Wishes/Green_Lights

And our theme song: Steve Combs - Drag Chain

http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Steve_Combs/Speaking_in_Spirals_1809/03_Drag_Chain

So when I decided to explore reviews for homeopathic remedies, I thought I was truly sourcing the wackiest, wildest reviews available to humankind. I was wrong. Turns out, it's the macadamia milk community that really hangs out on the fringe, waiting for the next Apocalypse and not vaccinating their kids. Go figure.

This week, Jess explores alternative milkicine, while I form another raiding party and assail the Amazon Pantry (beverages edition).

And our macadamia madness drove us 2 minutes over! Balls!

Music used in this episode includes:

'Ad Break': Guillaume Tucker - Bebop Molecule

http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Guillaume_Tucker/2015021275957958/BebopMolecule-GTucker-Verdigris

Outro: Jahzzar - Green Lights

http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Jahzzar/Tumbling_Dishes_Like_Old-Mans_Wishes/Green_Lights

And our theme song: Steve Combs - Drag Chain

http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Steve_Combs/Speaking_in_Spirals_1809/03_Drag_Chain

Well friends, our last episode only got half the downloads as usual. Our team of data analysts tells us that sex apparently doesn't sell with ya'll, so we've changed course and brought you the least sexy topic around: classic books, and the people who hate them. Also, I take us on an ill-fated trip to Gatlinburg, for which we will definitely be sued for slander if we ever become a popular podcast.

And all at an oh-so-platonic 56 minutes!

Music used in this episode includes:

'Ad Break': Guillaume Tucker - Bebop Molecule

http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Guillaume_Tucker/2015021275957958/BebopMolecule-GTucker-Verdigris

Outro: Jahzzar - Green Lights

http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Jahzzar/Tumbling_Dishes_Like_Old-Mans_Wishes/Green_Lights

And our theme song: Steve Combs - Drag Chain

http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Steve_Combs/Speaking_in_Spirals_1809/03_Drag_Chain

In today's episode, we talk crystals, healing, and healing crystals. We also discuss the delirium of buying coffee at the Airport and the diners in Maine who just want some chips n' salsa for once in their lives, please. But  mostly, it's all about them shiny little love bugs. 

But despite all the power emanating from these jagged gems, we still went 2 mins and 30 seconds over! Ass!

Music used in this episode includes:

'Ad Break': Guillaume Tucker - Bebop Molecule

http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Guillaume_Tucker/2015021275957958/BebopMolecule-GTucker-Verdigris

Outro: Jahzzar - Green Lights

http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Jahzzar/Tumbling_Dishes_Like_Old-Mans_Wishes/Green_Lights

And our theme song: Steve Combs - Drag Chain

http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Steve_Combs/Speaking_in_Spirals_1809/03_Drag_Chain