Bryan and Chris are back recording on location at Fire Island. They’re partying hard and Chris loves the wild get togethers, but Bryan just wants to be where the people aren't. At 4:30 they talk about Kelly Clarkson getting her own daytime talk show proclaiming that she will most certainly EGOT. At 8:00 Bryan talks about his battle with an internet troll. At 14:50 a listener writes in wondering how to make the first move to begin a new friendship as opposed to a romantic relationship. At 25:50 A listener writes in wondering how to get into a relationship.

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Chris and Bryan are back with huge news. Friend of the show, Daryn Carp is their new lesbian correspondent! At 10:21 they recount their experiences with people spitting in their mouths. At 14:35 a listener writes in wondering how to experiment with bi-sexuality without being labelled “bi-sexual”. At 21:00 Chris recounts a steamy encounter at a wedding with a man he thought was straight. At 27:30 a listener writes in hoping for flirting advice on his college campus. At 35:40, Daryn blows Bryan’s mind by explaining to him what docking is.

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Bryan and Chris are back. They’re joined by Actress Madeline Grey DeFreece of “The Last OG” who officially comes out at 3:15 as bisexual and that she's been hooking up with women since high school. At 13:00 Madeline talks about the experience of being directed by the legendary Spike Lee. At 18:00 Bryan recounts an acting class that he took which he hated immensely. At 20:35 A straight listener writes in wondering if gay men ever have sex with each other while in drag.

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Bryan and Chris are back with a Labor Day extravaganza. They’re joined by Zeke Smith from “Survivor”. At 2:30 Bryan reveals that he’s a huge “Survivor” fan and is a little star struck. Zeke talks to them about his journey as a trans man and how he was outed by another “Survivor” contestant way before he was willing to let the world know. At 22:00 a listener writes in because they are confused as to whether or not they are being ghosted.

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Bryan and Chris are back and they’re joined by author, editor, and all around renaissance woman, Zara Barrie to wrap up wedding season. Zara is recently “lesbian engaged” and is planning her wedding with her fiance. Everyone assumes she's bridezilla because she’s fem, but it’s actually the other way around. At 13:40 Chris admits that he never wanted to get married growing up, but is beginning to change his mind as he gets older. At 15:05 a listener wonders if straight people are ruining Fire Island just for the spectacle. Should straight people even be allowed to walk on this sacred ground? At 25:15 a listener asks if they should keep dating someone who is hot but has a number of red flags.

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Bryan and Chris sit down with a gay man in a 7-year open marriage. You'd think that after meeting on Grindr, this fling would've been a lot shorter. This secret guest stresses the importance of honesty, communication, and mentions the bed rule, a since-outdated rule where suitors were outcalls only (the bed was a sacred place). At 27:11, they take a letter from a listner whose partner of five years doesn't want sex anymore. Are they asexual and what gives? Bryan offends their secret guest by suggesting that gay sex is only 10 minutes long, which segues into a general discussion of how long gay sex should take. Chris encourages listeners to send him hate mail because the engagement is through the roof.

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Chris and Bryan are fried because this recording is early, bitch. After last week’s failed attempt at recording a “potcast” they reunite to give their opinions on bachelorette parties. At 7:50 Chris explains that being included in bachelorette parties makes him feel included despite not being able to fit into women’s XL theme shirts. At 12:15 a listener writes in asking if it bothers them when women have bachelorette parties at drag shows. At 21:50 Chris offers to officiate your wedding. He promises not to ruin it with his comedy.

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Chris and Bryan are joined by The Travelin Bum himself, Jeff Perla. At 6:55 Jeff explains how he picks people, and their asses, for his Instagram account. At 11:30 they reminisce on scouring AOL chat rooms for dick pics. At 16:50 they decide who tops their list of people they’d like to see naked. At 32:30 a listener writes asking what he should do about a relationship with a wealthy twink that’s losing its luster. At 41:00 they play a game of would you rather, naked butt edition.

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Chris and Bryan discuss gay online dating. Chris describes it as "hard, stupid, and it makes me feel bad about myself." They discuss the original gay hook-up app: Craigslist. Bryan's previous prospects included men who were variously: married, closeted, poor, or hoarders. Chris was once greeted by a man opening a door, already spanking it (and who had a rubber duck collection). At 30:45 they take a letter from a listener who met a guy online. Before they ever got a chance to meet, this guy moved to Germany. They want to know why. At 35:25, they play some games including Would You Rather: meet people only on Christian Mingle or only on Grindr?

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It’s the podcast where “we’re both gay so so are you.” Today’s topic is gay bars or as they’re known to straights, “bars but specifically for the homosexual people.” They talk about leather, types of gay bars, and tell some hook-up stories. You’ll never know if harnesses are becoming mainstream unless you tune in. Chris tells the story of getting gay friend-zoned by being told he’s loved like a brother. Bryan got scarlet fever and became a super twink -- which did not end well. They talk about their first gay bar experiences and “that smell of straight men.” At 30:03, they take a letter from a “baby gay betch” who recently came out and is nervous that they’ll make a fool of themselves at a gay bar, are there any unspoken rules? At 38:44, they play would you rather: only go to straight bars forever, or have to go to a gay bar every night for 10 years for at least two hours.

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