Everything is Tine

Everything is Tine

By Rubi & JeremyComedy
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Everything is Tine episodes

  • Life is Like a Box of Unpopular Opinions

    In this episode, Rubi and Jeremy discuss unpopular opinions they have. Spoiler alert: No Container Store, Main Event, or Olive Garden is safe. They also review the 1974 film "Young Frankenstein", a Mel Brooks directed comedy that features Willy Wonka trying to escape his true destiny of becoming a mad scientist. Okay, that isn't technically the plot... but it also definitely is the plot. Let's discuss.

    1 hr 6 min
  • If We Were a Movie, You’d Be Steamroller Smith

    In this episode, Rubi and Jeremy choose 5 -- okay, 3 cause we got sidetracked -- characters that they can each relate to. They also reminisce about their friendship and casually roast each other on a few totally harmless things that happened in the past. Finally, they review the "classic" sci-fi horror film "The Giant Gila Monster" (1959). While the actual plot of the movie is a snore, our own narrative for the movie will have you absolutely steamrolled. 

    1 hr 4 min
  • Children in Target: “I Screamed a Scream in Time Gone By”

    In this episode, Rubi and Jeremy discuss people in their 20's having kids. They also discuss generational divides and if they each want to have children in the future. Finally, they review the 1962 film "Eegah". Have you ever wondered what it would be like if a 7 foot caveman living in the 1960s wanted to settle down with a city girl.... all while her father cosplays as Indiana Jones? Well, we've got the movie for you.

    58 min
  • My Neck, My Back, Oh No My Jack-O-Lantern’s Cracked

    In this episode, Rubi and Jeremy discuss previous Halloween experiences. Special features include (but are not limited to) candy corn hatred, costume ideas, cake walks, and Christian Trunk or Treat. They also review the 1947 thriller film "Scared to Death", a movie about a woman who is literally scared to death (very on the nose, we know). Oh, it was also the version where Elvira traps Martha Stewart in a box. Let's discuss.

    1 hr 9 min
  • Maybe She’s Bored With It. Maybe It’s PowerPoint.

    In this episode, Rubi and Jeremy discuss more pet peeves and go off on a rant about the American Education system. They also review the 1968 film "The Party". Have you ever wanted to see the actor from the original Pink Panther in brown face walk around a Hollywood Party for 90 minutes? We certainly hope you haven't. We watched it, so you don't have to. Let's talk about it.

    1 hr 1 min
  • What We've Got Here... Is an Attempt to Communicate

    In this episode, Rubi and Jeremy talk about communication. In particular, they explore the checkered history of communication in their friendship and how they have progressed through the years. They also review the 1992 comedy "Stay Tuned", a film which shows how Dish Network is actually a gateway to Dante's Inferno. Long story short... if someone in a trench coat comes to your house trying to sell a TV with wood paneling, just don't do it.

    1 hr 3 min
  • Introvert Island: We Have No Texts

    In this episode, Rubi and Jeremy discuss whether extroverts and introverts can be friends. They also go off on a tangent (we know you are shocked) on what it's like being friends with each other. Finally, they try to review the movie "36 Husbands"... but cannot be bothered. It's the worst. Please for the love of all that is holy, do not watch that film. 

    1 hr 6 min
  • Can Opposite Sexes Be Friends and Not Ex’s?
    In this episode, Rubi and Jeremy discuss a question as old as time: “Can males and females truly be just friends?”. They also review the 2018 indie film “Mandao of the Dead”, which is a unique fusion of sci-fi and crime. Let’s just say I’ve never seen Scooby Doo use astral projection to save someone from a murderer.
    1 hr 1 min
  • It's Me Jay Jay, and You're Not Watching Disney Channel

    In this episode, Rubi and Jeremy discuss movies and TV shows from their childhood - Jay Jay the Jet Plane will never be forgotten. They also review the 1983 comedy film "Yellowbeard", which features an entire ensemble of characters operating at 110% the entire time. It's a very chaotic pirate movie, and we (as well as our pet parrots) aren't mad at it.

    1 hr 3 min
  • Catch Us At Lunch, How ‘Bout That?

    In this episode, Rubi and Jeremy rant about restaurants and pet peeves they have regarding food. Spoiler alert: certain dessert beverages from Sonic can sit on it and rotate. They also review the 2005 cult classic "The Gingerdead Man". Have you ever wondered what it would be like if Gary Busey did a voice over for a homicidal, festive cookie? If so, we have a movie that will fulfill that curiosity to a tee. Just don't expect it to make much sense, okay?

    1 hr 5 min

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