Everything is Tine

Everything is Tine

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Everything is Tine episodes

  • You Have Academic PTSD, Harry

    In this episode, Rubi and Jeremy discuss how grades and school have affected their mental health. They also dive into competition in friendships and spill a bit of tea on specific high school experiences. Finally, they discuss the 2012 action-comedy film "So Undercover". Have you ever wondered what it would be like if Miley Cyrus joined a sorority as part of an FBI investigation? No? Neither have we. 

    1 hr 4 min
  • Frans are Friends. Not Foes.

    In this episode, Rubi and Jeremy discuss trust and betrayal. In particular, they explore these two concepts as they pertain to friendship. They also review the 1997 romantic comedy "The Beautician and the Beast", which stars Fran Drescher. If you ever wanted to know what it would be like if "The Nanny" took place in a Post-Soviet state, have we got the movie for you!

    59 min
  • Casper in the Streets, Theresa Caputo in the Sheets

    In this episode, Rubi and Jeremy discuss their thoughts on the supernatural - ghosts, aliens, demons... Theresa Caputo, etc. They also review the 1988 film "High Spirits", a movie which manages to cram approximately 23984789 plots into just over 90 minutes. You might think that sounds like an absolute mess... and you would be quite correct.

    1 hr 4 min
  • Once Upon a Tine: The Sleuth Life of Detective Ashley Tisdale

    In this episode, Rubi and Jeremy create a new narrative, this time about a High School Musical star performing in her very new career path as a detective. It may also feature a special guest character from one of our previous movie reviews... They also review the 2020 indie film "Willie, Jamaley, and The Cacacoon", a movie which is utterly delightful - not at all caca.

    1 hr 1 min
  • Jack Frost Isn't My Quarterback

    In this episode, Rubi and Jeremy share their unwavering, all-encompassing knowledge of sports. Who even needs ESPN at this point? They also review the 1998 film "Jack Frost". If you've ever wanted the famous Campbell's soup snowman commercial turned into a slasher film, have we got the movie for you! 

    1 hr 1 min
  • Divine Transactions and BatFro Distractions (feat. Brianna)

    In this episode, Rubi and Jeremy are joined once again by Brianna. This time, they're discussing the prosperity gospel and the negative consequences of that ideology. Rubi and Jeremy then review the 2019 film "Jesus Shows You the Way to the Highway", a film which has a 93% on Rotten Tomatoes. Rubi disagrees with such a rating. BatFro, however, approves.  

    1 hr 4 min
  • Still Can't Flirt? Eat Dirt.

    In this episode, Rubi and Jeremy discuss the ins and outs of flirting. Well, Jeremy, an avid flirter (apparently), doesn't really know where the line is between being friendly and flirtatious, but Rubi sort of (this is a generous analysis) does. They also review the infamous 2008 fantasy film "Twilight". All that glitters - or in this case sparkles - is not gold.

    1 hr 6 min
  • Why Discriminate When You Can Consummate?

    In this episode, Rubi and Jeremy discuss their personal experiences dealing with racism and homophobia in the south. They also review the 1968 science fiction movie "Barbarella". Have you ever wanted to watch a young Jane Fonda conquer space using her sexual prowess, all while making questionable fashion choices? Well, have we got the movie for you!

    1 hr 30 min
  • Depression Don’t Want None Unless You Got Tears, Hun

    In this episode, Rubi and Jeremy follow up their previous episode on anxiety with a discussion about depression. Spoiler Alert: they both have it. They also review the 1991 sci-fi/comedy film "Vegas in Space". Were you aware that the most intricate of intergalactic conflicts can be solved via drag queens performing cabaret numbers at a school carnival? Well, let's talk about it...

    59 min
  • Anxiety is Love. Anxiety is Life.

    In this episode, Rubi and Jeremy talk about their consistent struggles with anxiety. They also discuss some of the worst pieces of advice they've received about handling mental health issues. Finally, they review the 1958 sci-fi horror film "Attack of the Puppet People". Did the puppet people attack? Not really. Was the villain a Mr. Rogers doppelgänger? Yes. Is this movie a complete disaster? Somehow, no. 

    1 hr 2 min

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