Everything is Tine

In this episode, Rubi and Jeremy discuss the new iCarly reboot, iPhone updates, social media conundrums, and the new problems with streaming services. They also review what very well may be the most chaotic film of all time: "Dr. Goldfoot and the Girl Bombs". Dr. Goldfoot is back and ready to to defeat NATO, start WWIII, and show off his snazzy outfits. Let's discuss. 

In this episode, Rubi and Jeremy create another impromptu narrative. Meet Olga and Anne - two ex-nuns who must travel across Austria, Wonderland, and Russia in order to find a lost dog. Rubi and Jeremy also review the 1965 cult classic "Dr. Goldfoot and the Bikini Machine", a Vincent Price film that is well worth the price (ah... see what we did there) of admission. 

In this episode, Rubi and Jeremy create an original, impromptu narrative. Learn about Scarlet and Clarice, two moms who must learn to live, laugh, and love if they ever want to escape a dimension without Cracker Barrel. Rubi and Jeremy also review "The Beast Must Die", the 1974 horror film that combines werewolves with... home security systems.

In this episode, Rubi and Jeremy discuss their backgrounds in music and musicals. If you think about it, 2020-2021 really has been the equivalent of Carrie Underwood playing Maria in The Sound of Music. They also review the 1980 musical "The Apple", a film based on the book of Genesis... that in no way, shape, or form follows the book of Genesis. 

In this episode, Rubi and Jeremy discuss fear. In particular, they address what it's like being in their early twenties and specific concerns associated with this time in their lives. Finally, they review "House on Haunted Hill, a 1959 horror movie that is essentially Clue on methamphetamine. Is the ending satisfying? No. Is it all an elaborate skeleton puppeteer act? Perhaps. Could it also be ghosts? Sure, why not.

In this episode, Rubi and Jeremy discuss their senses of humor while simultaneously roasting each other. They also review "Elvira: Mistress of the Dark", a 1988 comedy horror film with a protagonist that is in every sense of the word iconic. We all know that Elvira would trust Peppa Pig with the nuclear codes.

Because of a family emergency, we weren't able to film a full new episode this week. However, we had a conversation in the "vault" (well... a hard-drive technically) that we wanted to share at some point, so hopefully this will tide y'all over till next week. We talk about Texas weather, hypothetical disaster fandoms, Frosty the Snowman's immigration status, Santa's untapped hypercane venture, and much more. 

We apologize for the shorter episode, but life happens. Hope y'all enjoy this unreleased chaotic conversation, and a full new episode will be up next Tuesday. Thanks!

~ Rubi & Jeremy

In this episode, Rubi and Jeremy lay out ample evidence to prove that the universe is out to get them. They also review the 2015 film "Llamageddon", a movie which features a space llama murdering a group of unlikable college students. Were they rooting for the llama? Perhaps...

In this podcast episode, Rubi and Jeremy discuss what it's like to be an only child. Spoiler alert, it blows. You know what else blows? Hydrogen bombs. Speaking of nuclear bombs, they also review the 1961 horror (?) film "The Beast of Yucca Flats". If you ever wanted to watch a Russian Scientist chase children with a walking stick, have we got the movie for you!

In this podcast episode, Rubi and Jeremy are joined by special guest Brianna to discuss religious trauma. Rubi and Jeremy also review "Santa and the Ice Cream Bunny", a movie where Santa tells the story of Jack and the Beanstalk to a group of loud children in Florida. Oh also, there's a firefighting Ice Cream Bunny who successfully delivers absolutely no ice cream to any man, woman, or child. If you can't tell, this film was a disaster. Anyways, Happy Belated Easter, everyone!