Evil Thoughts

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Evil Thoughts episodes

September 08 BOLDLY GO
The Hail Mary that isn't even legal. Lindsay Clancy's attorney appears on GMA and asks President Trump to consider issuing her a pardon. Meanwhile we were promised a better future 60 years ago today when the first episode of Star Trek aired on TV.
19 min
September 04 MISTRIAL
Cable drew the map before the jury finished the first hour. Team Mental Health versus Team She Knew. Men versus women. Meds versus murder. Every chyron hungry for a scoreboard. The jury, hung at 11-1, just refused to pick a jersey.
19 min
September 03 PICK YOUR FUTURE
On the day that Elon Musk rolls out fully autonomous cyber cabs in Austin, TX, Bernie Sanders unveils his "Ban Artificial Superintelligence Act." Same day. Same country. Two completely different ideas of who should be in charge.

19 min
September 02 3 KIDS DEAD. 2 SIDES DRAWN
Day 5 of the Lindsay Clancy trial and the jury in Plymouth is still hung. The cable chyron wants a left-versus-right score, a men versus women divide. That is a child's map of a tragic massacre.

19 min
September 01 SUNDOWN IN TEHRAN
This morning Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent signaled regime change is the end game in Iran and that the writing is now on the wall. He compared the IRGC to poisonous snakes he killed as a kid by cutting their heads off. "The snake doesn't know it's dead yet, but it will stop wiggling when the sun goes down."

19 min
August 31 LAID TO REST
Dolly Parton's private funeral was Friday- An American original, she was humble to the end, no circus, no politicians working the rope line. Elsewhere: Trump is squeezing Iran, where a hardliner dropped dead in mid-speech on Saturday night. It's bad omen energy you can't script.
19 min
August 21 LOVE SHACKS
Some absolute legend (or pure chaos agent) strolls into an L.A. City Council meeting and drops the proposal of the century: "Free Hygienic Sexual Relief Programs" for the unhoused. Not showers. Not condoms, but Full-service, city-funded, hygienic relief. Because apparently tents, fentanyl, and open-air everything else just weren't complete without taxpayer-sponsored climax care!
19 min
August 20 ROYAL PAINS
Bored with avocado toast & gratuitous Netflix checks in Montecito, Prince Harry & Meghan have decided the UK needs their special brand of drama injected straight back into the royal bloodstream. After spending years casually implying the entire country is a racist hellscape, they're packing up the kids and their victim complex for a triumphant return!
19 min
August 19 HOLLYWEIRD
L.A. sidewalks just got a whole lot more… hospitable. The L.A. City Council voted 10-3 to yank the anti-camping bans from a dozen spots across Hollywood, Silver Lake, and Echo Park. Urban campers are officially invited to roost, stretch out, and make themselves at home! Meanwhile, in Sacramento, the CA Energy Commission doesn't need your permission, your vote to impose the USA's first mandatory efficiency standards for replacement tires.
19 min
August 18 TIRE TYRANNY
The California Energy Commission votes unanimously to regulate replacement tires! By 2033 the rules wipe out roughly 70% of the tires currently on the shelf. This is the same playbook that turned CA into the high-cost totalitarian socialist showcase: endless new mandates, less competition, everything more expensive than anywhere else.

19 min