Ukraine's President shows up at the Oval expecting business as usual and gets a stunning reality check.

Zelensky's not READY FOR RAIN. Are You?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWD-x3GIUFA

A.G. Pam Bondi is set to release Epstein's list.

Are you Ready for Rain? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWD-x3GIUFA

Trump holds his first full cabinet meeting including Musk, which launches lefty zealots to new heights of irrational behavior, meanwhile a crazed Jon Stewart injures his hand after smashing a coffee cup during a fiery rant about DOGE & Big Pharma.

Apparently evil Trump is thinking about spinning off the U.S. Postal Service. Ben Franklin was unavailable for comment.

Jane Fonda gets a Lifetime Achievement Award at last night's Screen Actors Guild ceremony. According to her, "woke" merely means you give a damn about other people!

Jane is still sleeping. Let the Angels sing. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWD-x3GIUFA

Elon Musk is introduced at CPAC and handed a long overdue prop.  Elon's Ready for Rain! Are you? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWD-x3GIUFA

With Kash Patel's Senate confirmation imminent, the usual suspects stage a protest in front of FBI headquarters in D.C.

Adam Schiff isn't Ready for Rain. Are you? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWD-x3GIUFA

Al Sharpton, who was paid $500,000 to "interview" Kamala Harris, meets with NY Governor Kathy Hochul to discuss the ethics of NYC Mayor Eric Adams. 

Neither Kathy nor Al are Ready for Rain. Are you?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWD-x3GIUFA

Rachel Maddow tries to use a plane crash in another country to blame U.S. President Trump for the Delta airlines accident in Toronto, Canada yesterday.

Trump & Vlad will meet to end the Ukraine conflict, Zelensky & Lefties, including most of the E.U. want more of it.