Ellen, Nick, and Aaron make sense of all the characters and story lines in Michael Crichton's "NEXT" including gene patenting, transgenic animals, and lots of adultery. Fan mail is answered and Aaron gives his DNA away FOR SCIENCE! EXCELSIOR!

In this installment of CLIMAX, Matt, Kyle, and Nick sit at the feet of an action master, Michael Bay! Join them on a journey from Bay's humble commercial beginnings, to making his mark with 'Bad Boys,' then the excessive hubris of 'Bad Boys 2,' and finally see him at the height of his powers in 'the Rock!'

Poop Coffee. Kyle's Favorite Fart Spot. Curlin'. Shreddies. Nose On Butt. Butt Slogans. Garlic Jizz. Poop Blankets. Duck Rape. "I will let Joey fart on me." Part Time White Person. The LOLJK Shreddies. Weird Boils. LOLJK News Team.

Chad and Aaron welcome special guest Holly Conrad (SyFy's "Heroes of Cosplay") to talk about UFOs. Topics include Arizona governors with grey costumes, Area 51, the Dark Knight satellite, Mayan astronauts, and Dino-Spaceship destruction

SPELUNKY. ROGUE LEGACY. TOWERFALL. SAMURAI GUNN. ::also STEAM KEYS. EMAIL US: [email protected] STEAM ID: clockface and dybno

The journey into the world of The Golden Compass is filled with bad accents, daemon obsession, and bear culture. Nick, Aaron, Ellen, and Chad debate Science Fiction vs Fantasy and play The Alethiometer Game.

Kyle, Nick, and Matt set out to save the world from itself by examining three of the greatest ACTION DYSTOPIAS of all time! The Running Man, Robocop, and Demolition Man represent the world to come!

Special fried rice. The lead singer from crash test dummies. Smoke stack. Bees. Mcarthy lupus. A lil' lip. Mannequin bush. Tying it all together. Dinosaur erotica. What's the dick like. Grool BC. Get your rambo.

In this episode, Chad and Aaron allow the fans to take over Paranoia Shoppe H.Q. with a deluge of strange topics, creepy questions and a whole lotta lovin'.

In a time of fear, in a world without heroes, one podcast steps forward to fight the tide of tyranny and restore order. Climax! The only podcast for action movies. In this episode host Matt Loman, Nick Allen, and Kyle McVey discuss the rules of what makes a movie an action movie.