Kyle's uncut audio from his exciting LASER HAIR REMOVAL ADVENTURES!

Memory Implants. Total Recal. Micro Penises. Captain EO. Internet Matchmaking. Butthole Lasering. Yes, for real.

Russia is really weird, did you know that? Aaron and Chad are joined by Nick Allen and John Druska ("Game Program Attack") to discuss Tesla's death ray, the Tunguska Blast, the Dyatlov Pass, Rasputin's dong and Vladimir Putin's penchant for Super Bowl rings.

Eat a lot of Brocooli cheese? Like playing BOP IT? How about HARD CORE GANGSTER RAP? Yes to all? Then holy shit we have the most oddly specific podcast for you.

Poo-y hands. Loud dicks. Whale balls. Glass blowing. Setting Captives Free. The Boner Tucker ™, Dingle Dry Tonic ™ , Captain Julius' Johnson Adder CS5 ™, Roast Beef Box

Aaron and Chad invite special guests Kyle McVey and Joey Reinisch into the Paranoia Shoppe to discuss the terrors of Armageddon, including such important topics as Spider-Man fighting the devil, the depressed dwarves and raining wolves of Ragnarok, super volcanoes, and an army of evil micro-robots that will turn you into a gooey couch.

We were stupid kids. We are still stupid. This show is stupid. Lets talk about black face and look for boobs on the internet. www.amateurblackface.com

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TOPICS: Quarter pounders. Mars colonies. Laser hair removal. Tumors. Crappy movies. Cum corks. Advancing your bloodline.

Lincoln is a warlock that fights slave demons, Andrew W.K. is a collective of dirty dudes, and every celebrity you've ever known is immortal. These are just some of the knick-knacks of knowledge sold in the premiere episode of Paranoia Shoppe.

Where else can you get Ender's Game spoiled for you, listened to slowed down theme songs, and find out your maximum anus potential? Welcome back to the Magic Show.