Cop Rock. Bad TV. Crazy Bitch Voicemail. Jeremy. Death's Icy Grip. Schemeat. Tricia's Cheese. Poose Butter. MY WIFE. Poo Poo Pee Pee Water. The Pentomane. Joseph Poo Hole, the Flatulist. Hippo Fart

Ladies night. Juice clense. Positive pregnancy tests. Crazy bitches. Bitches be crazy. Bitches be cray cray. Girl talk. Poop transplant. The snake man.

Chad and Aaron delve deep into the dark corners of the World Wide Web to bring you the the most cockamamie conspiracies this side of crazy town. Gangstalking, chemtrails and Morgellons, oh my!

The Perfect Murder. Powdered Wig Powder. Literal Literally. Boy Kim. Pizza Dinosaur. Twinkies. The Sweet Release of Death. Gaston Is A Rapist.

Join Chad and Aaron as they delve into the rich polyphonic creepiness of unexplained noises. Be they dragons? Ancient whistling statues? Underwater Bloops? God music only the deaf can hear? We've got it all, baby.

This week on your favorite underprepared podcast variety show, George R. R. Martin stops by for an interview and Phil shares some life changing news. Then we talk about dicks again. Typs.

Kyle's uncut audio from his exciting LASER HAIR REMOVAL ADVENTURES!

Memory Implants. Total Recal. Micro Penises. Captain EO. Internet Matchmaking. Butthole Lasering. Yes, for real.

Russia is really weird, did you know that? Aaron and Chad are joined by Nick Allen and John Druska ("Game Program Attack") to discuss Tesla's death ray, the Tunguska Blast, the Dyatlov Pass, Rasputin's dong and Vladimir Putin's penchant for Super Bowl rings.

Eat a lot of Brocooli cheese? Like playing BOP IT? How about HARD CORE GANGSTER RAP? Yes to all? Then holy shit we have the most oddly specific podcast for you.