The gang briefly talks about Ender's Game the movie and how it deviated from the book. With special guest, VFX WIZARD (and loljk guy) BRIAN CARNEY.

Joey, Phil and scecial guest Kim go on a spooktacular journey of their favorite [thanksgiving] memories. They discuss [thanksgiving] costumes, Goosebumps, and their favorite scary stories. Happy [Pilgrim] everyone!

This week, Chad and Aaron delve into a class of lesser-known mythological beasts -- the rarely discussed Monster Men: half monster, half man. Frog men of Ohio! Psychic nuclear moth folk! Goat people that enjoy camping! They need love, too.

The podcast launches off with the gang blasting through Orson Scott Card’s Ender’s Game landing on topics such as: Child soldiers, psychopathic siblings, naked shower fights, and genocide as well as the controversy on the author’s views on gay marriage, culminating in a visit to the sequels and the gang’s expectations for the movie.

Cop Rock. Bad TV. Crazy Bitch Voicemail. Jeremy. Death's Icy Grip. Schemeat. Tricia's Cheese. Poose Butter. MY WIFE. Poo Poo Pee Pee Water. The Pentomane. Joseph Poo Hole, the Flatulist. Hippo Fart

Ladies night. Juice clense. Positive pregnancy tests. Crazy bitches. Bitches be crazy. Bitches be cray cray. Girl talk. Poop transplant. The snake man.

Chad and Aaron delve deep into the dark corners of the World Wide Web to bring you the the most cockamamie conspiracies this side of crazy town. Gangstalking, chemtrails and Morgellons, oh my!

The Perfect Murder. Powdered Wig Powder. Literal Literally. Boy Kim. Pizza Dinosaur. Twinkies. The Sweet Release of Death. Gaston Is A Rapist.

Join Chad and Aaron as they delve into the rich polyphonic creepiness of unexplained noises. Be they dragons? Ancient whistling statues? Underwater Bloops? God music only the deaf can hear? We've got it all, baby.

This week on your favorite underprepared podcast variety show, George R. R. Martin stops by for an interview and Phil shares some life changing news. Then we talk about dicks again. Typs.