Always one to have his finger on the pulse of awful internet, Mix dug up another fetish and piled it into two docs; one for The F Plus, and one for us. And we were lucky enough to get the Tumblr doc! Yaaaaay…

Cardiophiles, or heart fetishists, beat it to heart beats. They throb at throbbing veins. They use stethoscopes, request sonograms, or sometimes keep it simple and just press their ears up to someone’s chest, all to get the full heart experience. These weirdos really wear their fetish on their sleeve, but would also really appreciate it if you stop sexualizing their fetish, okay?

This week, Extra Credit feels the secretion begin to cover their fingers and palm on their left hand.

FINE! We did it! Are you happy?!

Choose Your Own Change Dot Net was the subject of both an F-Plus and Extra Credit episode, so surely there couldn’t be any more to cover, right? Well, that actually is true. However, there’s a 16-page-long story about slowly turning into a chocolate wizard through contrived Chronovac hi-jinks that just couldn’t be ignored.

Amaze at the convoluted plot! Baffle at the order in which a body becomes chocolate! Cower in fear at the inevitable cliffhanger that comes with passing off your writing to someone else to produce a boner-chilling conclusion! Set the timer for 10 minutes and the duration of the transformation to indefinite, sets it to not change our favorite pair of rubber shorts, double checks everything and presses enter.

After being left without his appetite whet by feeder content, we decided to invite Adam Bozarth back and try to make it up to him with some pure fetish content. Fun and friendly kinksters can go to zity.biz and share all kinds of stories and tips of real kinky times they and their very real spouses really experienced, for real!

Okay it’s mostly gross enemas stories, but we promise we tried not to belabor that subject. Instead we tried to get an array of exotic kinks. Everything but the kitchen sink!

This week, Extra Credit can’t find their darning egg.

For more from Adam and his lovely cadre of comedians, check out the Left-Handed Radio podcast!

Hey! Who here LOVES diapers?!

Come on, don’t be shy! It’s ok to just say you sit around in your own filth because you get off to thoughts of you as a baby. That’s between you and God.

Seriously, God’s cool with it! At least that’s what this weirdo over at intodiapers.blogspot.com says, and he seems like he’s got his life together! He’s a successful AB after all! Whatever that means… Join us on a wild ride through the cognitive dissonance of those trying to reconcile their faith with their “need” to wear a diaper and be treated like a toddler.

This week, Extra Credit is the only other person in the building.

…the fuck was goin’ on for this one?

Well for starters, Shell had a cold and was hopped up on medicine, Frank West was recording from his laptop, Ganymede’s mountain town WiFi left her a little distant, Beelzeboob’s mic betrayed her, and the Lesbiathan was busy trying to live down the fact that she helped make this document!

So anyway, camgirls! That’s what we’re here about and ambercutie.com has forums where camgirls and camgirl viewers alike can go and talk about… Well… Camgirl stuff I guess. But of course they also have long discussions on philosophy, literature, commerce and fetishes (come on… it is the internet.)

This week, Extra Credit is all up ons!

Ever want to make a big change in your life? Well what if it was easy as turning a switch, pressing some buttons, and letting a machine do all the work? Just input a certain code, wait for it to warm up, and then just sit back and enjoy being changed into a full trash can!

Oh! Not the kind of change you had in mind? Maybe you’re more of a shower person… No? Well I don’t know what YOUR problem is, but we here at Extra Credit sure do love the idea of orgasming in the throes of bizarre body horror! And lucky for us, Choose Your Own Change is still alive and kicking! Come along with us on a trip that is sure to be transformative!

This week, Extra Credit is Original Recipe.

This episode’s really going to get under your hat…

Last time, we explored some fantastical fanon from a variety of Smurfs alternate universes. Well we’re back but this time in reality, or at least an alternate universe therein. As it turns out Smurfs fan artists have forums that they congregate on and yell at one another for not being in the know enough to be considered true Smurfs fans. This gate-keeping attitude has rigidly stratified the community, with a pantheon of three or maybe four contributors to rule over all the fanworks.

VicGeorge2k9 keeps the lore of the Smurfs and associated fanons at his fingertips, ready to call out any pairings that aren’t founded in canon (or his story, Empath the Luckiest Smurf.) Numbah404 takes time out of her busy schedule being an English expert and Content Creator to take some upstart newbies down a few pegs. All the while, Beelzeboob and Boots Raingear, resident Smurfs experts, try their darnedest to make some smurfin’ sense out of this whole mess for the rest of the mystified snakes.

This week, Extra Credit turns a lovely shade of lavender.

Fandom never changes…

The Smurfs was a cartoon from the 80s, based on a comic from the 50s, that spawned two movies in the 2010s for no particular reason. Even though there’s very little to say about the cartoon antics of the small blue creatures and their mushroom houses, the cartoon ran for nearly a decade, just in time for the first generation of internet dwellers to come of age. Thus, a thriving fan community can be found to this very day inflicting endless permutations of Smurf stories and sexualities.

The Smurfs Fanon wiki is a place that attempts to collect all kinds of information on various Smurf fanworks, though mostly the articles discuss characters and hypothetical stories from universes created by about five or six people. In what ways do these internet misfits contribute to the vibrantly blue tapestry that is Smurfs lore? Well, strap in folks because we’re about to find out!

This week, Extra Credit has to cancel their family fanfiction Thursdays.

Glovey Smurf

Empath intervenes as Papa Smurf is about to act out his Smurfette Dream.

Empath Smurf and Polaris Psyche sharing an emotion.

Last time, Extra Credit met a bunch of self-proclaimed chefs from FurAffinity. While each left us with upturned stomachs and scratching our heads, one particular wuff was so outrageous, we just had to go back for more.

Prepare to remember Lunarwolf, the fur who singlepawedly makes its Lupercalia year round. And now that the lovely celebration is upon us, we can all look to Extra Credit to let some wolves run free to ravage the average townfolk.

This week, Extra Credit is ready to eat, drink, and be hairy.

DISCLAIMER: The document maker has asked us to assure listeners and ridiculists alike that this is in fact NOT a retread of the contents of yet another document on FurAffinity and food currently in The F Plus’ Hopper.

Is there anything you can’t do in a fursuit? Furaffinity says NO! Get ready to strap that apron on over your wolf belly and find out of those plush paw pads are heat resistant, because we’ve got a collection of fine recipes from the site that are sure to satisfy your culinary curiosity!

Join us this week along with NutshellGulag, the eternally aggrieved cook, as we explore some sub-cultural sub-cuisine.

This week, Extra Credit gets extra toppings!