Sisters are doing it for themselves!

Nowadays women can be as strong, athletic, capable and big as they wanna be–which of course means we need a bunch of men to remind everyone that they’re still fetish objects that give them boners. Female Body Builder fandom is a strange place composed of those who want to be dominated physically, but seem to be surprised that often pain comes part and parcel with fulfilling that wish. Regardless they still fork over large quantities of money to get squeezed by some big lady legs, and spend their recovery time writing fiction that makes deviantArt look like experts in anatomy.

This week, Extra Credit tells our dad about our masturbation habits.

Internet. The final frontier. These are the voyages of the starship Extra Credit. Its continuing mission, to seek out new mindfucks and new rambling deliberations. To boldly read what no one has read before.

While this episode actually has very little to do with Star Trek, it does have everything to do with the final frontier of causal thought. The website gabriellechana.com contains the life story and run-on-sentence philosophy of Gail Chord, descendant of Howard Hughes, Catherine the Great, and King David, her relationship with the REAL Brent Spiner, and her lifetime battle with Satan and his agents on Earth, the Jesuits. If you don’t follow, it’s okay: you won’t by the end of this one either.

This week Extra Credit gets a new favorite word.

Updated with Fanart by Tay Pemsey!

Burned by Satan’s Acid Semen

The Orgasmic Telefornication Ray!

Dick-copters delivering Nukakes!

Pretty hurts, but we’re only shining lights on the best on this trip through Reddit! /r/onlythebeautiful, formerly /r/geneticelites, is a place where those who know they are better looking than everyone else can commiserate and swap tips on how to best live in an ugly, ugly world. Although one may think that rating appearance and equating it to personal goodness is a shallow attempt at making up for a lack of personality, these GEs and their MM (mere mortal) followers would like you to know that beauty is more than skin deep. In fact, it permeates your very essence assuring that you won’t experience the world like other high-schoolers.

This week, Extra Credit is mentally torpid. Also it’s Ladies’ Night!

Once upon a time there was a document submitter named Sham bam bamina! who submitted a document to The F Plus that was made into an episode. Indeed, the young lad was content in knowing he had provided the podcasting world with additional grossness. But something was amiss. As he listened with great mirth and accomplishment, he couldn’t help but notice some parts of his doc were overlooked. Parts he felt needed to be heard. With a newfound mission, Sham bam bamina rushed to his comrades at Extra Credit to pick up where The F Plus had left off, dragging them further and further into the miserable hole that is WikiPorno.

This week, Extra Credit predicts the orgasms ten minutes before they happen.