Patrick and first-time guest host Mark Ahn sharpen their knives and their one-liners, suit up and form a two-man one-man army to take on Sylvester Stallone's '80s-centric action opus The Expendables .

Also discussed this episode: Surfer, Dude (2008), Oldboy (2003), Lady Vengeance (2005), Dune (1984), The Square (2008), Eat Pray Love (2010)