Today I walk around my bedroom and field complaints from both West Vancouver and an undisclosed location in Russia. But before that I talk on and on about sleeping pills, not exercising, Midnight Diner and how loud I am. 

Get in touch either with a complaint (not necessarily about me but whatever) or a comment at [email protected]. 

Thanks for listening. 

Love youuuuuuuu,

JB

Today actor Sara Bynoe and writer Dina Del Bucchia walk the outskirts of the West End of  Vancouver to the large duck pond called Lost Lagoon. You used to be able to skate on it. Sara and Dina talk about relationships, reading and walking. 

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Feel free to reach out to my new service The Complaint Department. Send me a voice memo complaint of 30-60 seconds in length to [email protected] and I'll play it on the next episode and I'll commiserate with you. Consider it therapy. You're doing great. And I ...

Love youuuuuuuuuu! 

JB

Guest host Riel Hahn walks and talks with her friend Em around Stanley Park in Vancouver.  Inarguably Canada's greatest outdoor urban green space is in beautiful Vancouver. (Beautiful when it's not raining. A nightmare of misery and sadness the rest of the time.) 

Topics discussed include: drum circles, therapy and babies dressed as hunters. Thanks for listening. I ... love youuuuuuuuu! 

Today I walk around my bedroom 'cause it's too cold and windy outside and I hate wind. I like that it's winter, I just don't like wind. On this episode I talk to myself about junk mail, Rom Cruise, my a-hole cat and the words awesome and perfect when said by Australians. Love youuuuuuuu!  

I mailed my recorder out to the West Coast so friends of mine could record their own Walkie Talkies. One of my best ideas. In the meantime here's me telling you how to live your life re: the news, racist MPs, preaching to the converted (which I do while telling you not to), and how boring the Canadian national anthem is. Love youuuuuu! 

On this episode my friend Bev joins me for a walk around one of Toronto's busiest parks. Trinity-Bellwoods used to be a military school a couple hundred years ago. The last of those buildings are now a home for oldsters. I think. I didn't do any research. It's possible it's an art gallery too. I can't be sure. Anyway, you go to hell if you think I'm gonna stare at this screen any longer. 

Love youuuuuuu! 

JB

On this episode I talk to my friend and neighbour Jules as we walk around our park. We talk about cynicism, death and how much we love walking. Thanks for listening. 

Our most soothing episode yet. Take a walk with me and my old friend Footy as we discuss becoming impotent, being audited, acid reflux, frugality and gin. It's a WASPy grab-bag of old man problems you don't want to miss. 

My good friend Dave joins me as we walk around Toronto's second oldest and coolest named cemetery. We talk about my brush with Nexium or however you spell it I couldn't care less, what we would like to have done with our corporeal remains and walking, of course. 

Three of us and our kids walk through Caledon county in Ontario. We discuss retiring to the country together. We will buy 100 acres, build some architecturally significant homes, and await the sweet release of death together. Here's to good friends.