Improviser Dan Burt guests this episode dedicated to Rob Lowe's opus, The Grinder. We talk lawyers fake and real, mom shows, and don't make a single joke about gay dating sites (our bad). Watch The Grinder on Netflix here: https://www.netflix.com/title/80057762?

Cam Tyeson joins us to discover: What happens when you take the star power and sex appeal of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie and replace it with the, um... general pleasantness of Jordana Brewster and Martin Henderson? The answer is domestic abuse, sadly. Go figure.

Brewster and Henderson fill in for the roles as Jane and John Smith, an average suburban couple who are secretly highly paid contract killers and who less secretly hate each other.

When John loses his job, this former professional murderer decides to reroute that energy into obsessively stalking his own wife. Sounds like an improvement, right? (It's not.)

So join us as we watch these two crazy lovebirds bicker and kill their way across Prague. It's a wacky and romantic action adventure with a hero who impulsive backhands his wife in the mouth when she disobeys him. If you love laughs, thrills and potentially fatal spousal abuse then what's wrong with you? Seriously, thats awful. Why would you like that? Get some help. But you'll probably dig this episode at least, you monster.

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Reviewers: James Ferris, Cam Tyeson, Andrew Cherry Soundboard: David Shaw

WARNING the following podcast may melt your face off. Friend of the show Carlos Solorio joins us to discuss (and sing) Tenacious D's HBO series. We talk carpool grudges, Weezer, and the ass kicking awesome-ness that is Festival Supreme. Watch the whole series here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5KvSKksHsSg&list=PLFAECA71F198B623F

To make any sense of Justice League of America, you need to remember that Lois and Clark was a big thing. Which is why there's no Superman. Batman and Robin was also a thing, so there's no Batman.

Lois and Clark being a thing might also explain why the pilot's mostly about relationships rather than, I dunno, superhero stuff. Lois and Clark doesn't explain the stalking though. Or the JLA kidnapping people. Or the odd casting choices. Or why the writers couldn't think of anything remotely useful for the Atom to do.

The 90s does explain David Krumholtz, though. We love you, David Krumholtz.

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Reviewers: James Ferris, Fabian Lapham, Lisa Dib, David Shaw Soundboard: Andrew Cherry

What to say about Parallels? I could tell you about how the most sympathetic character in the show is gun toting conspiracy theorist, who sets out to bomb his own people with nuclear weapons. I could tell you that the main characters are a desperate whining loser with an severely unhealthy crush, a violent bully without a Facebook account and a bratty sociopath who considers their impending death a time to make jokes and get laid. These are our heroes. So likeable!

I could tell you about how these monstrous jerks end up in a magical skyscraper, chasing their mysterious (and frankly deranged) father across a multiverse of parallel universes, while being chased by three of the ugliest sons of bitches you've ever seen. Just… damn. Those dudes. Gross.

But all I really need to tell you is that it's Sliders. It's just basically Sliders and that was alright wasn't it? Yeah this is kind of alright too I suppose.

Oh also I think there's a girl in there or something. She might be brunette. I'm not sure, they didn't really get into it.

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Reviewers: James Ferris, Martin Dunlop, Andrew Cherry Soundboard: Lisa Dib

Talent shows are the shredded iceberg lettuce to broadcast TVs salad; a great space filler that, while nutritionally void, is hard to get wrong. You just need talent, or failing that, star power.

(Alternately, core it first, remove the thinnest leaves, chop finely and refrigerate until serving #icebergtips)

But what if you have neither? Well, you get Secret Talents of the Stars, a show where you can watch B to C list celebrities a) do something one step removed from what they're already famous for, b) do something they're not great at, or c) do something they're really quite bad at.

(Alternately, a) rocket lettuce can work if dressed to counter it's iron-rich bitterness, b) carrots & radish, grated at length and topped with ginger and lime zest is a Thai-inspired delight, or c) cabbage is a reasonable swap, but be sure to finely slice any coarse leaves to prevent them from overwhelming any subtler flavours in your salad #greensRgreat)

Or, d) watch George Takei put on a cowboy hat and have some dickhead hurl homophobic slurs at him.

You know what? Iceberg lettuce sucks.

Reviewers: James Ferris, Claire Sullivan, Andrew Cherry Soundboard: Harry Brimage

Claire is performing in 2 shows at this year's Melbourne Fringe Festival, because she's an intrepid go getter: PO PO MO CO and I Wish I Owned A Hotel For Dogs. Check them out! Also, find her on Facebook and Twitter!

This week we talk the hipster cartoon of the late nineties/early aughts, Mission Hill with comedian Ruby Gill. We chat about brothers, CAKE, and it devolves into a Simpson's rant as is our custom. Watch the Mission Hill pilot here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0ZMw4y9rV0&spfreload=10

Ever heard of The Bradys? In 1990, ABC were kicking afternoon butt with the Full House/Family Matters power hour, and CBS needed something to compete. Why not steal ABCs own Brady Family and use them against ABC?

Starring the original now-20-years-older cast, The Bradys reworked the original sitcom into a dramedy, with the following setup:

- Bobby is a former racecar driver, paraplegic after a crash - Peter is trapped in an abusive relationship - Jan and her partner are unable to conceive - Marcia is an alcoholic whose husband is fired by Mike

It still had a laugh track.

The show was canned after 6 episodes due to poor ratings. Some suggest that Uncle Jesse and Urkel were a source of unlimited power foolishly squandered, but others suspect a) the characters were worn out and b) even i they weren't no-one wanted to see the most innocent characters TV ever saw thrust into such cartoonishly adult situations.

If this sounds like a colossal train wreck, bear this in mind; NBC tried to do the same thing with Archie comics 2 months later and fucked it up worse.

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Reviewers: James Ferris, Lisa Dib, David Shaw Soundboard: Alex Malone

MOMCAST edition! In the first remote taping of the podcast we're joined by Mitch's mom, Barbe Mitchell. We chat about The O’Keefes, a failed Judge Reinhold pilot (Starring Mitchell himself). We talk child stars, vagina foolishness and sobriety, all from the comfort of sunny Bakersfield, California. Watch part one of The O'Keefes pilot here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Q6m1pWXz9Q

Dean Cain plays a Louisiana cop who is also a priest and a little league coach. But things get complicated when he shoots down one of his former baseball players, putting him under investigation by internal affairs. Things become additionally complicated when his ex lover is embroiled in a political scandal of murder and blackmail.

Things get really complicated when he starts being haunted by the ghost of Robert Patrick who doesn't seem to want to help with anything at all. Shit gets just plain messy when that ghost cop has his own murder at the hands of prohibition era gangsters to solve and finally everything just basically falls apart when his partner starts telling him stories about alligators.

How do all these events tie together? They don't. But it's Dean Cain! Isn't he great?

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Reviewers: James Ferris, Harry Brimage, Andrew Cherry Soundboard: David Shaw