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Pete, Clark and Jordan open the show celebrating actual football and Clark airing out his Tom Cruise grievances from last week’s show (2:37). In NFL news, Ezekiel Elliott is in the midst of a holdout which could last all of 2019 and more NFL news brought to you by NFL.com headlines (5:20). The guys then recap the first episode of Hard Knocks including Ronald Ollie’s rough outing, does Pete like Jon Gruden?, what’s up with Antonio Brown’s foot and basking in an A+ soundtrack (24:30).

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Pete, Nic and Jordan open the show welcoming special guest The Ringer’s Danny Kelly onto the show (0:55). The guys take a look at rookie wide receivers and predict what their stat-lines will look like in 2019 (3:00), including what to expect from D.K. Metcalf (4:25), N’Keal Harry’s role in New England (14:32), and getting hyped for Marquise Brown (27:30). Finally, the guys give their top 5 Tom Cruise movies which leads to a few flaming hot takes in regards to his filmography (42:50).

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Pete, Clark and Nic open the show dissecting Nic’s Larry Fitzgerald hate and how he gets others to join his illogical cult (1:00). The guys then go around the NFL and break down six training camp battles they’re keeping eyes on, including the Texans’ backfield (4:50), who’ll replace Antonio Brown in Pittsburgh (18:46) and the Packers’ No. 2 wide receiver (29:10). Finally, they wrap up with average NFL players who were great in fantasy (48:55).

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Pete, Clark, Jordan and Nic open the show discussing the sudden FaceApp fad along with some hot sandal taeks (1:05). The guys then bring back “Name That Player” in which they try and guess players based on their current ADP (5:20). Finally, they offer their own Madden rating critiques—except for Clark who has only nice things to say—and which players are the best chance at improving their rating by season’s end (34:50).

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Pete, Clark and Nic open the show talking about their summers and are floored by some BIG news from Clark (1:10). The guys then share the players they are most intrigued by this fantasy season (4:35), including what to do about Todd Gurley (8:40), Philip Rivers’ new favorite target (19:45) and a possibly exciting Cowboy’s offense (24:25).

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It’s just Clark and Jordan this week as they open the show pouring some out for Jordan’s mentions after his fire WNBA take that’s actually really reasonable (1:00). The guys then delve into more confusing fantasy groups, including the Patriots’ running backs (11:23), the Browns’ entire offense (23:41) and what to make of the Buccaneers (34:36).

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Pete, Clark, Jordan and Nic open the show debating what makes a good wedding after both Pete and Jordan attended weddings this past weekend (1:30). The guys then introduce a new segment called “Fantasy Mysteries”, and try to solve the Seahawks, Chiefs, 49ers and Bears’ backfields and figure out which running back from each team is the one worth drafting (8:35).

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Pete, Clark, Jordan and Nic are back after their three week vacation and open the show trying to spoil Game of Thrones for Pete who still hasn’t seen the final episode (1:00). In NFL news, Hard Knocks is going to be incredible this year (4:40), Kyle Rudolph got a new deal (9:10), there’s turmoil in Texas (13:05), and we’re about to find out who’s the fastest player in the NFL (19:15). The guys then each give a player who’s primed to bounce back in fantasy and one who’ll step back this season (25:10).

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Pete, Clark, Jordan and Nic open the show getting kind of (but not really) hyped for the NBA lottery that’s going down live during the show (1:00). In NFL news, Nic shares his favorite memories of Doug Baldwin’s career (3:15) and the Patriots coaxed Ben Watson out of retirement while signing Dontrelle Inman (9:02). The guys then predict how certain teams’ 2019 seasons will play out with the help of random movie plots (14:45). Finally, it’s time for Game of Nic where Pete defends Daenerys’ life choices and Clark discovers GoT Nicolas Cage photos (45:38).

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Pete and Clark open the show remembering the career of Jamaal Charles who retired last week (3:00). The guys then jump right into Clark’s way-too-early top 100 fantasy rankings (6:30), including Russell Wilson outside the top 5 QBs (16:13), some obligatory Devin Funchess love (26:08), is JuJu Smith-Schuster in for a disappointing season? (30:04), and Clark geeking out over tight ends (48:56).

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